Come to my New Years Eve Party

I was so sad that the Madge Weinstein would not go on a date with me.

But I said: Get over it Brian Boothby! You are a winner, not a loser! Just like the Rocky.

So I took my Madge Weinstein date money and used it to throw a killer New Year's Eve Party for all of you at the Center I live and work at in America.

You can listen to it right here.

Yeast Radio #511-513 -- My thoughts. . .

I have been so super down in the dumps because the Madge Weinstein made fun of me and refuses to go on a grown-up date with me.

Because I am so super hurt, it was super hard to listen to the Madge Weinstein, even though I am like the President of her fan club and think she is the best.

It also does not help that shows have been like totally super boring.

If you need to know, you can here these Madge Weinstein shows:

Here

Here

Here

Here

If you need to know, the Madge Weinstein uses her computer telephone to talk to a lot of people on the computer.

The Madge Weinstein likes Kentucky Fried Chicken. (everybody needs a little KFC!!!)

The Madge Weinstein hates the Roosevelt.

Yeast Radio #510 -- My thoughts

This show is like so super terrifying and super sad for me.

Cheryl Merkowski makes fun of the Baby Jesus by singing a song about jew tops. I like tops! They spin and spin and spin! When I spin I get super dizzy. It is crazy.

Jewish people celebrate Hanaku -- which is fake Christmas.

Annoying person reads from the dictionary.

More Cheryl Merkowski nonsense. This time she talks about the Baby Jesus's birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY JESUS!

It to 6 whole minutes before we heard the Madge Weinstein.

Madge uses the phone on her computer to talk to a another lady.

Madge has a delay that is like a year.

Grizelda.

Oh no! the Madge Weinstein is like, losing her hearing. It takes her like a year to hear what Grizalda is saying.

I like totally want to buy the Madge Weinstein some ear plugs so she can totally hear again.

Madge wants to see the movie Dreams. I want to take her to see the Rocky Balboa

Madge subscribes to the O

Madge bought a swedish prolapse. Madge wants to alligator all the tags with the prolapse.

Grizalda went to the doctor. She has problems going to the bathroom on her foot. That's like super embarrassing. She should wear an adult diaper. That's funny, but it will keep her dry.

Madge is depressed because she found a key in her pie. That is super dangerous.

Madge is eating cheap public ice cream.

Madge admits she is a night binger. Madge is so totally honest with us.

Madge says gifts are stupid for the fake Christmas.

Madge in a very subtle way hints for Grizalda to give Madge some coffee -- even though Madge says she does not like gifts.

Madge likes syrup. I like the flavors Maple and Cough.

Madge is very old and super fat.

Madge is going to donate some of her fat to Norway for fake gas.

Even though Grizzio is boring and annoying to listen to she she makes fun of people like Andy Melton. That's rude. Grizalda acts like her poop doesn't stink -- but it smells from here. And I live far away in America.

Boring fat talk.

My good friend Dace is on the phone.

MADGE TALKS ABOUT BRIAN BOOTHBY! THAT'S ME! BUT CALLS ME RETARDED. I AM NOT RETARDED. MY MOM SAYS I AM THE BABY JESUS'S AMBASSADOR TO AMERICA.

Madge and Grizillio make fun of Dace. Grizillio makes people coffee at the Starbucks for a living.

My good friend Dace urges Madge to go on a date for me. Madge says no.

I saved up all my "Date with Madge Weinstein money" for like nothing.

I begin to cry and cry and cry.

I can't write anymore. If you need to know, the rest of the show is all about Madge and Grizillo (she makes people coffee and makes fun of people) talk about buying super expensive pantyhose and power girdles. That stuff is for ladies.

Yeast Radio #501 -- My thoughts

I am super embarrassed for the Madge Weinstein. She is walking around Berlin (the good Germany, not the evil Nazi Germany, or the dirty Red Germany ) with really ugly hair. Poor Madge.

Madge is on a staircase with 7.

It is too hot for the Madge.

I am very mad at the 7. He is going to buy a day pass for the subway. He tells Madge to buy one too. How rude. Why does the Madge Weinstein have to buy it? 7 should buy one for Madge. Madge is a lady. Ladies should not have to buy their own bus passes.

No dead air.

God, Madge is hungry.

7 smoked less and ate more. 7 brags about doing yoga everyday. Madge makes a funny yogurt joke.

7 brags about doing 100 sit-ups a day.

Madge wants turkey pizza.

No gay life in Milan. Small cities are not gay says Madge.

Kurds like juice. Madge forgets why.

Now I am super mad. Madge buys her own train ticket. 7 is rude. 5.80 in fake Non America money!

7 takes Madge's money to buy ticket!!!! Even asks for 80 fake Non-America cents!

Why is Madge taking the bus anyway? 7 should have rented a fancy Chevrolet car for someone like the Madge Weinstein.

Buses are for poor people. Madge is not poor.

Oh Madge, be careful with the bratwurst.

Why is Madge Weinstein running for the bus? I am very upset.

Why the f@ck would you pay 3,200 in fake money for HDTV?

Madge is going to Ebbets Field.

Elitist theater talk.

7 has been talking valium for 2 1/2 years. What a nervous Nelly.

Madge doesn't like cauliflower. And she has to talk about Yeast.

The bus is obnoxious.

Rush is for real.

I am very mad. Madge is on a loud bus talking about Yeast.

Madge thinks the German ghetto is nice.

7 thinks Madge looks better than Fredrick Douglas.

People are talking funny German talk in the background.

We don't talk about Hitler on this site.

Madge loves the Star Wars trilogies -- especially Yoda.

Madge is pregnant with Vice President of America's baby!

Then the Madge played telephone on her computer.

Auntie B sounds all sexy like, but not as sexy as the PizzaBabe.

I like PizzaBabe.

SPECIAL MADGE WEINSTEIN 500 DAY SONG!

Happy 500 day Madge Weinstein!

(Sung to the tune of "Day by Day" by Fredric Neietzsche)

Day by day
day by day
Oh Dear Adam Curry
Three things I pray
That Podshow Plus would work more clearly
That you love Madge Weinstein more dearly
That Yeast gets more sponsors (not just merely)
Day by day

(chorus)

oh. . .

Day by day
day by day
Oh Dear Adam Curry
Three things I pray
That Podshow Plus would work more clearly
That you love Madge Weinstein more dearly
That Yeast gets more sponsors (not just merely)
Day by day

(Brian Boothby and Yeast Radio Fan Club Chorus)

Day by day
day by day
Oh Dear Adam Curry
Three things I pray
That Podshow Plus would work more clearly
That you love Madge Weinstein more dearly
That Yeast gets more sponsors (not just merely)
Day by day

Day by day
day by day
Oh Dear Adam Curry
Three things I pray
That Podshow Plus would work more clearly
That you love Madge Weinstein more dearly
That Yeast gets more sponsors (not just merely)
Day by day

Day by day
day by day
Oh Dear Adam Curry
Three things I pray. . .

I is back. I still love the Madge Weinstein

A lot of you have been all super worried about the Brian Boothby because I have not been writing to the Yeast Radio Fan Club Computer Site.

Don't worry. I am back.

When the Madge Weinstein told us all she was leaving America to go to Not America I freaked out at the Center I live and work at in America. I got all spastic like and hit my dorm mate Scott Bartlett by super accident.

But I was busted by the man.

The Center boss lady, Ms. Mary Pat Murphy, took away my computer lab time for like a month. It was awful.

I also had to spend 48 hours (the maximum the State allows) in the "quiet room" with only a mattress and paper and a black crayon.

I had to read about the anger managment.

And I am back on the "shock day" rotation. Shock day at the Center is super scary. The only good thing about it is that you get to drink as much orange juice as you want after.

I like super missed Madge Weinstein.

Here is what I know about the Yeast Radio (which is the best computer audio program you would ever want to know about. And I ain't whistling Dixie if you know what I am saying):

I am very upset. The airplane people would not take the Madge Weinstein to Not America right away and made her live with the Indians.

If you do not know, Indians are losers who drink too much and lost all their land because they drank too much firewater and bitch and moan about it. (That is what my Dad tells me anyway)

Madge doesn't have time for nonsense.

When she got to Not America Madge spent a super amount of time on the toilet. And she talked about poop a super lot.

The she went to fancy pants restaurants and talked to a bunch of people I do not know.

The Madge Weinstein also obsessed about Amanda Congdon.

I have to admit Amanda Congdon is a super pretty computer lady. Much prettier than the Madge Weinstein. But Madge is the lesbian grandmother I never ever had.

Madge spent a whole lot of time on the computer telephone.

The Madge Weinstein is super mad at the Adam Curry.

And I am very upset Madge did not drink the real coffee for fake Thanksgiving.

I will update more.

I am all mad at Harley Davidson -- Yeast Radio #489

I am very mad at the Harley Davidson.

The Madge Weinstein has a very important computer show to do and Harley Davidson keeps closing the door on Madge and blocking Madge's wi-fi.

That's not right.

If Madge's computer slows down, we all can't listen so good.

Harley Davidson needs to respect Madge Weinstein's computer space.

And there was also a bunch of trannies on the phone but you couldn't hear it so good because Skype sucks.

Trotsky Puppy -- Yeast Radio #488

Trotsky puppy is the Madge Weinstein's puppy.

Madge Weinstein is the best.

Trotsky puppy is the second best puppy in America.

The best dog in America is my puppy, Jefferson Kennedy Dog.

Trotsky helps Madge do audio on the computer.

Madge is smart. Madge rocks the kazbah.

Because Madge is so smart, she has to travel all over the world.

Trotsky is a puppy. So Trotsky can't go with Madge all the time.

Sometimes Trotsky has to live with others. This is sad but good for Trotsky puppy.

Trotsky lives with Madge in a single parent household.

My mom visits me every other Saturday at the Center from 11:30am-2:00pm

I get sad when my mom leaves.

So I can relate with Trotsky.

Madge is so smart and good that she has a houseboy named Matt Blender.

Matt Blender runs all of Madge's errands and stands in line for Madge at the Post Office.

The mail-lady at the Center I live and work at is Beth (that is funny because the mailman is a lady)

Because Madge doesn't have time for nonsense -- or Dreamhost.

Yeast Radio #487

I am very angry at . is very rude to the Madge Weinstein. Being rude to the Madge Weinstein is not right.



Anyways, on Madge's audio program today,

It turns out that , from the hit movie (A Walter Disney classic!) is doing a computer audio program.

England. That is not in America. England terrifies me because they wear Red Coats and try to kill patriots.

Madge Weinstein is screwed! That's rude!

Madge has got to eat! How is Madge Weinstein going to pay the rent if she doesn't make money? (The America goverment gives me money to live. They call my money "SSI" money)

Madge Weinstein does not have time for nonsense.


And two hours of fucking rendering is gone!

Madge is Back

Oh Boy!

The Madge Weinstein is back in business.

That is the best.

I am filled with super happiness right now.

I can now write again about the Madge Weinstein.

She is so smart. She knew how to get all healthy like so she can talk to us on the computer again. That is the best.

She got gooder just in time too. My social worker said it was not healthy for me to sit around and be super sad about the Madge Weinstein all day and that I needed to get a hobby.

I was going to change my fan club to the Ask a Ninja fan club.

Now I don't have to change it at all.

It's like today is my birthday it is so good, but it is not my birthday so it is like even better!

I will write about Madge Weinstein everyday right here.

Yeast Radio #458 -- My thoughts.

Today was the awesome-est day ever at the Center I live and work at!

I found a five dollar bill near the toilet.

It is mine now.

I have "walking-around" money!

That is the best.

And so is Madge Weinstein's Yeast Radio #448.

Madge found a paper clip! (I found a 5 dollar bill)

Madge saw Ronald Reagan's dog. Ronald Reagan has a dog now.

Cheryl quit smoking. Tobacco kills.

Cheryl's website. It sure is slow.

Madge thinks Cheryl's mom is pretty.

Madge has stains on her chair. Some rude person said Madge's chair had kump stains on them. I do not know what kump stains are.

Madge forgot she was talking.

Richard Simmon is serious. And Richard Simmons says we are sick people.

Madge is eating Caramel in the Indiana.

Cheryl likes European seltzer.

Madge's parents live in a state.

Madge goes postal on her parents about Israel.

Madge was taking a dump at the Hardey's Fast Food Restaurant with Trotsky puppy. It is a nervous poop. Madge knows stress. Trotsky pees all over the floor. Madge's Dad is in the ladies room! Had to use the fan because Madge's dump was lethel. Oh Madge that is not a way to live.

Cheryl bought a mac book. Madge like that but hates iTunes.

Madge doesn't listen to audio programs on the computer anymore. Madge is soooo not taking the time it takes to fix it.

Andy Melton got a job and Madge hopes he got it.

Madge and Wanda Wisdom are going bowling next month. Bowling is fun for the whole family. It is family time!

Chili looks horrible in the cartoon state.

Madge admits she has a mental illness. Madge is honest.

Matt Blender looks intelligent in photos. But can't paste nylons in a press post.

Cheryl could care less.

Pizza tastes good. Every Monday is Pizza lunch at the Center I live and work at.

Slocum is missing in Chicago (the Windy City!)

Madge is not worried.

Making coffee, but not now, for tomorrow. Why would you make coffee for tomorrow, today?

Don't get Cheryl started on ac.

Madge does a rare audio program that she will never broadcast. To hear it, you have to die.

Mark Mozzocoto-Nimcoff is a lazy writer. A VERY IMPORTANT MAN likes Mark Mozzocoto-Nimcoff. Madge says they are lovers. Madge sounds jealous like.

Madge lamblastes someone who compliments her on opera. What's next asshole? Thumbscrews? Asshole. Madge is mad.

Just Google it.

Madge laughs like a crazy person about mold.

Panus craters that are hidden.

Gary Alter, M.D.

Operations. I am terrified. Elevations of Pubis.

Madge gives a plug to Rachel Ray .

eww. . . forks. . . .

ha, ha, ha, ha (rotflmao)

C

2C

Herbie Ciplis is Frankenstein. So Sad.

Wanda Wisdom does not return phone calls. Probably because she is up to no good and taking a bath.

AA speak. . . slogans 90-in-90

Do it, do it C'mon!!!

TNT explosion. Giving away feast of fat buttons. Probably being retarded.

Daily Purge, Guilded Purse

Cheryl doesn't look at that gator shit.

25 minutes. Time to wrap up for rich people radio.

Girl voices.

Cheryl throws up. Poor Cheryl.

Madge calls on her computer to Andy Melton.

Cheryl is growing impatient. Cheryl knows sleep is important. I wish Madge would take Cheryl's example.

Madge says fat is funny.

Wanda Wisdom is prozac-ed out -- or an adult bookstore.

Madge says Andy Melton blew it.

Cheryl says A VERY IMPORTANT MAN should go fuck himself.

Sanitary pad.

Panties.

Madge laughter.

Trotzky hates cell phones.

Yeast Radio #457 -- My thoughts.

Words mean nothing at times like this.

But these words will do:

Let It Enfold You

either peace or happiness, let it enfold you when I was a young man I felt these things were dumb, unsophisticated. I had bad blood, a twisted mind, a precarious upbringing. I was hard as granite, I leered at the sun. I trusted no man and especially no woman. I was living a hell in small rooms, I broke things, smashed things, walked through glass, cursed. I challenged everything, was continually being evicted, jailed,in and out of fights, in and out of my mind. women were something to screw and rail at, I had no male freinds, I changed jobs and cities, I hated holidays, babies, history, newspapers, museums, grandmothers, marriage, movies, spiders, garbagemen, english accents,spain, france,italy,walnuts and the color orange. algebra angred me, opera sickened me, charlie chaplin was a fake and flowers were for pansies. peace an happiness to me were signs of inferiority, tenants of the weak an addled mind. but as I went on with my alley fights, my suicidal years, my passage through any number of women-it gradually began to occur to me that I wasn't different from the others, I was the same, they were all fulsome with hatred, glossed over with petty greivances, the men I fought in alleys had hearts of stone. everybody was nudging, inching, cheating for some insignificant advantage, the lie was the weapon and the plot was empty, darkness was the dictator. cautiously, I allowed myself to feel good at times. I found moments of peace in cheap rooms just staring at the knobs of some dresser or listening to the rain in the dark. the less I needed the better I felt. maybe the other life had worn me down. I no longer found glamour in topping somebody in conversation. or in mounting the body of some poor drunken female whose life had slipped away into sorrow. I could never accept life as it was, i could never gobble down all its poisons but there were parts, tenous magic parts open for the asking. I re formulated I don't know when, date, time, all that but the change occured. something in me relaxed, smoothed out. i no longer had to prove that I was a man, I did'nt have to prove anything. I began to see things: coffee cups lined up behind a counter in a cafe. or a dog walking along a sidewalk. or the way the mouse on my dresser top stopped there with its body, its ears, its nose, it was fixed, a bit of life caught within itself and its eyes looked at me and they were beautiful. then- it was gone. I began to feel good, I began to feel good in the worst situations and there were plenty of those. like say, the boss behind his desk, he is going to have to fire me. I've missed too many days. he is dressed in a suit, necktie, glasses, he says, "I am going to have to let you go" "it's all right" I tell him. He must do what he must do, he has a wife, a house, children. expenses, most probably a girlfreind. I am sorry for him he is caught. I walk onto the blazing sunshine. the whole day is mine temporailiy, anyhow. (the whole world is at the throat of the world, everybody feels angry, short-changed, cheated, everybody is despondent, dissillusioned) I welcomed shots of peace, tattered shards of happiness. I embraced that stuff like the hottest number, like high heels, breasts, singing,the works. (dont get me wrong, there is such a thing as cockeyed optimism that overlooks all basic problems just for the sake of itself- this is a shield and a sickness.) The knife got near my throat again, I almost turned on the gas again but when the good moments arrived again I did'nt fight them off like an alley adversary. I let them take me, i luxuriated in them, I bade them welcome home. I even looked into the mirror once having thought myself to be ugly, I now liked what I saw,almost handsome, yes, a bit ripped and ragged, scares, lumps, odd turns, but all in all, not too bad, almost handsome, better at least than some of those movie star faces like the cheeks of a baby's butt. and finally I discovered real feelings of others, unheralded, like lately, like this morning, as I was leaving, for the track, i saw my wife in bed, just the shape of her head there (not forgetting centuries of the living and the dead and the dying, the pyramids, Mozart dead but his music still there in the room, weeds growing, the earth turning, the toteboard waiting for me) I saw the shape of my wife's head, she so still, I ached for her life, just being there under the covers. I kissed her in the, forehead, got down the stairway, got outside, got into my marvelous car, fixed the seatbelt, backed out the drive. feeling warm to the fingertips, down to my foot on the gas pedal, I entered the world once more, drove down the hill past the houses full and empty of people, I saw the mailman, honked, he waved back at me. Charles Bukowski

Yeast Radio #456 -- My thoughts

Oh boy! I got in trouble deep at the Center I live and work at. I got caught stealing the Reader's Digests from the common area. I couldn't help it. I just love the fancy articles.

Anyways, my computer and phone privleges were suspended for a three days. No Madge for me!

So I am sorry it took me so long to write about Madge Weinstein Yeast Radio #456

Madge says baby Jesus loves me and I should go fuck myself.

Stick it in your poe-poe.

No clips or any of that shit. Madger has been watching videos and making plans for the Home Depot.

(Listen to the Pizza Babe Podcast)

Oh. Madge! She has a headache. Madge knows stress.

Madge is going to the Italy that is not in America.

Madge's mom is listening!

No bad words today.

Madge saw Amy Goodman and her brother. Madge wants us to read their book Static. Madge's bra is giving her problems.

I do not wear a bra because I am a boy.

Static is #18 in fancy-pants newspaper list. Amy want to be on fancy-pants newspaper list. Madge wants to help.

Madge is so desperate to help so will buy you this book (but only maybe, make it easy for Madge, Madge is not going to type shit in for you lazy ass).

Madge really really wants Amy Goodman to like Madge.

Madge says Little People can change the earth! I like the show "Little People Big World" on the TLC.

I am terrified. Madge's audio program goes silent for a very long time. Madge blames ITUNES, but I am listening to this directly from her website. So why is that the Apple people's fault?

Madge is really mad at America. She says America is terrifying.

Made has been talking on the computer since 1996. That's retro.

Someone stole Madge's DAT machine. So we can't hear the old skool Madge.

Ugh. . . Madge plugs Meet the Press. That's disapointing. N-B-C- . . .

Madge is happy that Meet the Press is #1 podcast. I am relieved. I could not live with myself if NBC News podcasts failed.

Speaking of struggling corporate news organizations. . . (they need our help everybody!) I love that Tucker on the CNN! He is on my favorite Dance program! Dancing With the Stars! He is the best and he wears funny looking ties. That means he is very smart.

Berlin water is the best water.

Madge says cunt -- embarrassing because Madge's mom is listening.

Madge gives Yeast Radio scoop on Mexican elections. She can't tell us so good because she is not reading her notes.

I will let Madge (who is smarter than me) tell you about this. Listen to Yeast Radio #456

Madge's mom hates it when Madge talks about her poe-poe.

Madge has a-lot stomach gas from her coffee. Oh Madge! This is not a way to live!

Madge no hablo Espanol -- only habla the English.

Madge Weinstein is a Superstar

Boy do I really like the Madge Weinstein Yeast Radio Audio Program.

Madge is so awsome like it is incredible.

I get so scared when she gets so mad.

If she moves out of America to live not in America, I don't know what I am going to do.

Yeast Radio #455 -- My thoughts

Madge knows it is nice to be important, but it is more important to be nice.

Does Baby Jesus have the sida?

Happy Feet Lesbian Song.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TROTSKY -- you have a lot of birthdays Trotsky puppy.

Somebody talks on the computer that they liked when Madge has private time with her body on the computer. Person goes on and on on the computer -- smells like pajulie.

zzzzz

Trotsky in there by mistake in fancy pants movie Madge made and no energy to re-do it.

Retarded Matt Blender with question on the computer. It is going to give Madge a stroke!

You better not fuck with Madge's installation!

Very annoying computer call from Indian man who has poop problems. He could say this in one minute, but he says it in ten minutes. I brought my color book today so I color in real neat colors during this part of the Madge Weinstein Yeast Radio audio program. I think less is more. This man does not.

Stick a carrot in your poe-poe.

Tim Can't Read, just google it.

blah-o, blah-o, bla-0

Promo for Freak Network.

Home Depot. No one said they were sorry to Madge Weinstein. Not a single one. Gonna be trouble at the Home Depot.

Trotsky puppy has a real cute three way toy.

Oh Madge, she is up doing this show at 3:3o in the morning. Not a way to live.

Grampa is doing hard time for praying to the baby Jesus.

Madge says get fucked -- Read the bible.

Madge loves rich people radio. Wishes she had her own show.

Switch to remote. Madge has had the same set since day one.

Madge is smart -- doing videos since 2000, but it was invented in 2004!

Trotsky! Do you know Madge works! She is so behind on everything.

Madge is so smart she buys book and reads. Armitage business with the CIA and the plane.

Wants to do a liveshow with shownotes so she can do more work.

Matt thinks Matt Blender is attractive. But makes Matt look smart when Matt is really dumb.
My social worker says no one is "stupid" only "challenged"

Brian Brewer (I am Brian Boothby) complains about Madge eating meat. How dare you! Madge needs to eat food to live. Asshole.

eww. . . Madge eats squid. Trotsky won't eat it and buried it with paper.

Goodbye to rich people radio.

Loves it when she hits the rich people on radio on time.

Good! Madge drinks water.

Funny story. Who the fuck has $10,000 lying around? I don't sure don't. The Center I live and work at only allows $500 a person per month in the foot locker.

Creepy old ladies in house dresses -- I am terrified.

Madge is not the baby jesus.

POM juice is yummy.

Passive aggressive dig about getting sponsors but Madge should not complain.

Ben and Jerry caught Madge's eye like a bath house.

Madge laughs with old lady on elevator about floors.

Madge's windows haven't been cleaned in a long time. Madge thinks it is funny, I do not get it.

Someone stood Madge Weinstein up. That is rude.

Pot-o- matic, pot-o-matic.

Brazilda is coming from Butterball next week. Another passive-aggressive dig at Podshow.

Madge's mom listens to Madge. Madge's mom must be ancient like by know.

Oh Madge! She has to pay her fucking cable bill. If she doen't pay it we lose Madge on the computer!

Trotsky is burying his food. How adorable.

Madge discloses that Trotsky is Italian.

Madge is very mature. She knows how to take constructive criticism.

bloatedlesbian@gmail.com

206-888-CUNT

Has to be Pod safe, of course.

Don't ask Madge how to fix your TV.

Alice Fay is a star but Ethel Merman was very good. Now they are dead.

Old people comedy.

Yeast Radio #454 -- My thoughts

Madge spoke all complicated like today. I will do the best I can to describe.

My social worker says to me all the time "Do you best!" So I will try to do my best here like.

Yes, Madge, this thing is on.

Madge wants to play a record. The old people kind, not the good CD kind.

Perry Cuomo -- no thanks!

The Police! (when Sting was good)

Steve Jobs wears black blouses. (funny because he is a man)

Mr. Jobs wears my Mom's jeans!

Secret paper from MCI mail from May 1985. E-Mail cost two dollars a post in the old people days! Madge must be rich like!

Kris Kross nightmare (when he's sailing)

Why do you listen to old people music Madge?

Madge doesn't feel like discussing politcal burnout.

Madge says Robin Williams is a no good crook.

Madge can't find any sympathy!

Madge is kinda wiped right now. Oh Madge!

GIlbert and Sullivan Mcado. Lab-o m with Neliie Furtado

VIII XX MC VIVI

1980's nonsense that Madge says none of us remember.

Rinalda Tabali -- she is wonderful (say Madge.)

Madge works all day in the terrible world and if she doesn't produce it right away she gets hungry for Starbucks.

Oh Madge, eats chicken that is not filling.

Kenneth Cole gets into a fight with coffee shop people. With belts up to their nipples.

Oh Madge, why are you drinking coffee all night long? No wonder you aren't sleeping.

I am terrified of creepy coffee people.

EAT MADGE! (Damn that podcast Mark)

Buy Madge's computer shit. Don't e-mail her about it -- she doesn't have the time. Just buy them, no questions asked. If you don't trust Madge on this, then you are a terrible person. And they don't have the Apple care, but it has worked well for Madge.

Madge has a fancy Hallmark card that has a radion 5700 that works with motion. No air conditioning, very reliable.

Some of the plugins that are quirky. Microsoft Orafice is dumped. Runs office using rosetta from the emulation.

That's is just creepy.

Oh boy, Madge is mad. She is not going to rant about it! Some rude person made Madge shlep for an interview and never posted it! That's rude. Madge is mad, mad mad!

Open Office was ready and universal! When Madge came home from Europe she used it. No office anymore.

It is all about the open source. And we are all going to die from earth hotness and waist cancer.

Oh Madge, her refrigerator is empty and she is starving. Oh, Madge, this is not a way to live. I am so worried for Madge. She is a national treasure. What are we doing to her?

Upload video with image ready. She could not run emulation in photoshop so she is a gimp at the shop in the public domain. Used to be shitty now it is interesting.

Microsoft has no clue with the backrigging and weird proprietary operating systems with a linux platfrom which is much easier to convert into theis mutlisorcing business so she uses it to convert her videos to h.264. Beta version 6 is supposed to be multiprocessor aware but Madge, isn't buying it because of the threading.

Madge sits to listen. She is tired.

Rich radio people show only today.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TROTSKY PUPPY!

Madge is so famous that she is going to do yoga with Cher!

After while, Crocodile.