Yeast Radio #458 -- My thoughts.

Today was the awesome-est day ever at the Center I live and work at!

I found a five dollar bill near the toilet.

It is mine now.

I have "walking-around" money!

That is the best.

And so is Madge Weinstein's Yeast Radio #448.

Madge found a paper clip! (I found a 5 dollar bill)

Madge saw Ronald Reagan's dog. Ronald Reagan has a dog now.

Cheryl quit smoking. Tobacco kills.

Cheryl's website. It sure is slow.

Madge thinks Cheryl's mom is pretty.

Madge has stains on her chair. Some rude person said Madge's chair had kump stains on them. I do not know what kump stains are.

Madge forgot she was talking.

Richard Simmon is serious. And Richard Simmons says we are sick people.

Madge is eating Caramel in the Indiana.

Cheryl likes European seltzer.

Madge's parents live in a state.

Madge goes postal on her parents about Israel.

Madge was taking a dump at the Hardey's Fast Food Restaurant with Trotsky puppy. It is a nervous poop. Madge knows stress. Trotsky pees all over the floor. Madge's Dad is in the ladies room! Had to use the fan because Madge's dump was lethel. Oh Madge that is not a way to live.

Cheryl bought a mac book. Madge like that but hates iTunes.

Madge doesn't listen to audio programs on the computer anymore. Madge is soooo not taking the time it takes to fix it.

Andy Melton got a job and Madge hopes he got it.

Madge and Wanda Wisdom are going bowling next month. Bowling is fun for the whole family. It is family time!

Chili looks horrible in the cartoon state.

Madge admits she has a mental illness. Madge is honest.

Matt Blender looks intelligent in photos. But can't paste nylons in a press post.

Cheryl could care less.

Pizza tastes good. Every Monday is Pizza lunch at the Center I live and work at.

Slocum is missing in Chicago (the Windy City!)

Madge is not worried.

Making coffee, but not now, for tomorrow. Why would you make coffee for tomorrow, today?

Don't get Cheryl started on ac.

Madge does a rare audio program that she will never broadcast. To hear it, you have to die.

Mark Mozzocoto-Nimcoff is a lazy writer. A VERY IMPORTANT MAN likes Mark Mozzocoto-Nimcoff. Madge says they are lovers. Madge sounds jealous like.

Madge lamblastes someone who compliments her on opera. What's next asshole? Thumbscrews? Asshole. Madge is mad.

Just Google it.

Madge laughs like a crazy person about mold.

Panus craters that are hidden.

Gary Alter, M.D.

Operations. I am terrified. Elevations of Pubis.

Madge gives a plug to Rachel Ray .

eww. . . forks. . . .

ha, ha, ha, ha (rotflmao)

C

2C

Herbie Ciplis is Frankenstein. So Sad.

Wanda Wisdom does not return phone calls. Probably because she is up to no good and taking a bath.

AA speak. . . slogans 90-in-90

Do it, do it C'mon!!!

TNT explosion. Giving away feast of fat buttons. Probably being retarded.

Daily Purge, Guilded Purse

Cheryl doesn't look at that gator shit.

25 minutes. Time to wrap up for rich people radio.

Girl voices.

Cheryl throws up. Poor Cheryl.

Madge calls on her computer to Andy Melton.

Cheryl is growing impatient. Cheryl knows sleep is important. I wish Madge would take Cheryl's example.

Madge says fat is funny.

Wanda Wisdom is prozac-ed out -- or an adult bookstore.

Madge says Andy Melton blew it.

Cheryl says A VERY IMPORTANT MAN should go fuck himself.

Sanitary pad.

Panties.

Madge laughter.

Trotzky hates cell phones.