This show is like so super terrifying and super sad
for me.Cheryl Merkowski
makes fun of the Baby Jesus by singing a song about jew tops. I like tops! They spin and spin and spin! When I spin I get super dizzy. It is crazy.
Jewish people celebrate Hanaku -- which is fake Christmas.
Annoying person reads from the dictionary.
More Cheryl Merkowski nonsense. This time she talks about the Baby Jesus's birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY JESUS!
It to 6 whole minutes before we heard the Madge Weinstein.
Madge uses the phone on her computer to talk to a another lady.
Madge has a delay that is like a year.
Oh no! the Madge Weinstein is like, losing her hearing. It takes her like a year to hear what Grizalda is saying.
I like totally want to buy the Madge Weinstein some ear plugs so she can totally hear again.
Madge wants to see the movie Dreams.
I want to take her to see the Rocky Balboa
Madge subscribes to the O
Madge bought a swedish prolapse. Madge wants to alligator all the tags with the prolapse.
Grizalda went to the doctor. She has problems going to the bathroom on her foot. That's like super embarrassing. She should wear an adult diaper. That's funny, but it will keep her dry.
Madge is depressed because she found a key in her pie. That is super dangerous.
Madge is eating cheap public ice cream.
Madge admits she is a night binger. Madge is so totally honest with us.
Madge says gifts are stupid for the fake Christmas.
Madge in a very subtle way hints for Grizalda to give Madge some coffee -- even though Madge says she does not like gifts.
Madge likes syrup. I like the flavors Maple and Cough.
Madge is very old and super fat.
Madge is going to donate some of her fat to Norway for fake gas.
Even though Grizzio is boring and annoying to listen to she she makes fun of people like Andy Melton
. That's rude. Grizalda acts like her poop doesn't stink -- but it smells from here. And I live far away in America.
Boring fat talk.
My good friend Dace
is on the phone.MADGE TALKS ABOUT BRIAN BOOTHBY! THAT'S ME! BUT CALLS ME RETARDED. I AM NOT RETARDED. MY MOM SAYS I AM THE BABY JESUS'S AMBASSADOR TO AMERICA.
Madge and Grizillio make fun of Dace. Grizillio makes people coffee at the Starbucks
for a living.
My good friend Dace urges Madge to go on a date for me. Madge says no.
I saved up all my "Date with Madge Weinstein money" for like nothing.
I begin to cry and cry and cry.
I can't write anymore. If you need to know, the rest of the show is all about Madge and Grizillo (she makes people coffee and makes fun of people) talk about buying super expensive pantyhose and power girdles. That stuff is for ladies.
Labels: Madge Weinstein, No date for Brian Boothby, Yeast Radio