Yeast Radio #455 -- My thoughts

Madge knows it is nice to be important, but it is more important to be nice.

Does Baby Jesus have the sida?

Happy Feet Lesbian Song.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TROTSKY -- you have a lot of birthdays Trotsky puppy.

Somebody talks on the computer that they liked when Madge has private time with her body on the computer. Person goes on and on on the computer -- smells like pajulie.

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Trotsky in there by mistake in fancy pants movie Madge made and no energy to re-do it.

Retarded Matt Blender with question on the computer. It is going to give Madge a stroke!

You better not fuck with Madge's installation!

Very annoying computer call from Indian man who has poop problems. He could say this in one minute, but he says it in ten minutes. I brought my color book today so I color in real neat colors during this part of the Madge Weinstein Yeast Radio audio program. I think less is more. This man does not.

Stick a carrot in your poe-poe.

Tim Can't Read, just google it.

blah-o, blah-o, bla-0

Promo for Freak Network.

Home Depot. No one said they were sorry to Madge Weinstein. Not a single one. Gonna be trouble at the Home Depot.

Trotsky puppy has a real cute three way toy.

Oh Madge, she is up doing this show at 3:3o in the morning. Not a way to live.

Grampa is doing hard time for praying to the baby Jesus.

Madge says get fucked -- Read the bible.

Madge loves rich people radio. Wishes she had her own show.

Switch to remote. Madge has had the same set since day one.

Madge is smart -- doing videos since 2000, but it was invented in 2004!

Trotsky! Do you know Madge works! She is so behind on everything.

Madge is so smart she buys book and reads. Armitage business with the CIA and the plane.

Wants to do a liveshow with shownotes so she can do more work.

Matt thinks Matt Blender is attractive. But makes Matt look smart when Matt is really dumb.
My social worker says no one is "stupid" only "challenged"

Brian Brewer (I am Brian Boothby) complains about Madge eating meat. How dare you! Madge needs to eat food to live. Asshole.

eww. . . Madge eats squid. Trotsky won't eat it and buried it with paper.

Goodbye to rich people radio.

Loves it when she hits the rich people on radio on time.

Good! Madge drinks water.

Funny story. Who the fuck has $10,000 lying around? I don't sure don't. The Center I live and work at only allows $500 a person per month in the foot locker.

Creepy old ladies in house dresses -- I am terrified.

Madge is not the baby jesus.

POM juice is yummy.

Passive aggressive dig about getting sponsors but Madge should not complain.

Ben and Jerry caught Madge's eye like a bath house.

Madge laughs with old lady on elevator about floors.

Madge's windows haven't been cleaned in a long time. Madge thinks it is funny, I do not get it.

Someone stood Madge Weinstein up. That is rude.

Pot-o- matic, pot-o-matic.

Brazilda is coming from Butterball next week. Another passive-aggressive dig at Podshow.

Madge's mom listens to Madge. Madge's mom must be ancient like by know.

Oh Madge! She has to pay her fucking cable bill. If she doen't pay it we lose Madge on the computer!

Trotsky is burying his food. How adorable.

Madge discloses that Trotsky is Italian.

Madge is very mature. She knows how to take constructive criticism.

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206-888-CUNT

Has to be Pod safe, of course.

Don't ask Madge how to fix your TV.

Alice Fay is a star but Ethel Merman was very good. Now they are dead.

Old people comedy.