Yeast Radio #450 -- My thoughts.

Madge sure does have legs, and she knows how to use them!

Boy, Madge is sure mad. She is mad that no one thinks about the 60,000 killed to avenge 9/11.

Happy feet song about Lesbian Brains come on! Yeah!

A fancy pants HI COO poem about the President of America.

A very nice song that Madge doesn't know who sang, sang. It is a mystery wrapped in an enigma. (That's a complicated way to say no one knows nothing.)

Madge goes all heterosexual over the song all of a sudden.

Madge starts to sing! She is very mad at a wolf! Oh Madge be careful!

She has had it!

Madge uses a bad word about cookies and the baby Jesus. And the pope. (He is goofy hypocrite that lives in a little baby country in Rome)

Madge asks me to watch a tv show called "fisting porn". I asked the Center activites person if we had a video of "fisting porn." She looked at me funny like. (She must not listen to Madge) She tells me no and then a 1/2 hour later I was told I have an emergency appointment with the Center psychologist tomorrow. . .

Joanne Schroder is amazing.

Another song. It is good.

Michael Korea calls in who is going to give Madge a gift from the DEA!

Madge says she is mellow (that means she is not all nervous like and not all poopy today)

Madge also says she is not in the mood for sex today.

Madge is a stickler for superior audio quality. Don't waste Madge Weinstein's time wih crappy audio commercials!

Truck driver (they keep America moving!) calls in about dirty road that is not cleaned very well by a lazy man named Halley Burton.

Madge makes a passive-aggressive dig at A VERY IMPORTANT MAN.

Finally, Madge plays her theme song. I was starting to get very nervous about it. I like a solid reliable schedule -- like at the Center. Or I lose it and get all freakey. I watch "The People's Court" every day at 5:00pm America time.

Poor Madge. She hints to us that she needs a new purse by throwing out fancy people purse names. Let's think Chanuka presents people (Chanuka is Christmas, without the baby Jesus, and you light a lot of candles)

Due dilligence.

Matt Blender gets mad props from the boss lady.

18 minutes and Madge hasn't said a goddam thing! I am confused. She has said alot.

Now I am scared. Madge is really mad. Madge's not going to take it, you hear? You go Madge. Madge makes another slam at a VERY IMPORTANT MAN.

Madge is the best. She tells us what's what. People are talking behind Madge's back.

THAT'S POOR FORM!

MADGE WILL TELL YOU A THING OR TWO!

Madge says saying you are sorry is free and pays in spades.

Madge worked very hard at last year at the Home Depot while you people took pictures! Second you get a typewriter on your computer you stab Madge!

Madge will see you in Ontario Canada! And she will be invisible! But she is going to get you good!

You say you are sorry. MP3 it. No peak level!

You better mean it!

Madge will be at the Home Depot with her posse'!

(This segment of the show is very 1992 Howard Stern-ish. I like Howard Stern)

Madge says goddbye to rich radio people.

Madge misses her plane! In Florida.

Tim Russert and VIce President of America talks on computer!

Madge says Vice President of America is goofy.

I am not as impressed with Tim Russert as Madge is.

Madge makes another good 9/11 point. 60,000 dead.

I get very confused. I don't feel so good. Madge plugs Meet the Press. I will have to talk to my social worker tomorrow about what to do when Madge lets you down. I must be a bad person.

Happy Birthday Trotsky!

Madge makes good point about U.S. constitutional seperation of powers.

{Ugh. Brad Pitt. Bad actor. Irrelevant movies.}

Madge likes Brad Pitt won't marry until gay people can.

Madge made notes while having private time with her body.

Another good plug for Matt Blender!

More plugs.

Madge thinks conspiracy theories take away the reality of what happened on 9/11.

60, 000 people.

People are people. Not currency exchange rates.

Madge ends show by reminding everyone to remain fresh by cleaning out vaginal areas with a vinegar solution.

Madge cares about your vaginal health. She really does.