I got a letter from Madge Weinstein!

Oh happy day!

Today, when I woke up at the Center, a nice policeman was waiting for me with a letter to me from the smartest lady in the whole world, Madge Weinstein.

I like Madge Weinstein. She is one smart lady. She will teach you a thing or two about what you need to know.

Anyway, this letter was special!

It did not come from the mail-man lady Susan (that is funny because the mail-man is a lady) who delivers the mail everyday at the Center at 11:13am Amercia time.

This letter was delivered from the nice policeman Keith right when the Center doors are unlocked at 8:00am America time!

It was a letter from Madge Weinstein!

Madge is one smart lady so I didn't understand the letter so good.

My social worker said Madge sent me a special letter called a "restraining order" letter.

My social worker says Madge Weinstein likes me so much she wants me to keep a "special distance" from her!

Thank you Madge! You are the best-est Lesbian ever!

At first I was nervous because the letter was so important. But my social worker says not to worry. If I forget what the letter tells me to do, the nice policemen will remind me of what to do!

I was so excited, I took a dump in my underpants by mistake.

I was ashamed at first, but the nurse at the center, Michael (that is funny because the nurse is a man) says "accidents happen"

Then I didn't feel so ashamed.

Madge is wonderful.