Brian Boothby's Tribute to Yeast Radio and Madge Weinstein

Yeast Radio #514 -- My thoughts

2006-12-31T10:33:00.001-08:00

Come to my New Years Eve Party

2006-12-29T14:18:00.001-08:00

I was so sad that the Madge Weinstein would not go on a date with me.

But I said: Get over it Brian Boothby! You are a winner, not a loser! Just like the Rocky.

So I took my Madge Weinstein date money and used it to throw a killer New Year's Eve Party for all of you at the Center I live and work at in America.

You can listen to it right here.

Yeast Radio #511-513 -- My thoughts. . .

2006-12-29T14:07:00.000-08:00

I have been so super down in the dumps because the Madge Weinstein made fun of me and refuses to go on a grown-up date with me.

Because I am so super hurt, it was super hard to listen to the Madge Weinstein, even though I am like the President of her fan club and think she is the best.

It also does not help that shows have been like totally super boring.

If you need to know, you can here these Madge Weinstein shows:

Here

Here

Here

Here

If you need to know, the Madge Weinstein uses her computer telephone to talk to a lot of people on the computer.

The Madge Weinstein likes Kentucky Fried Chicken. (everybody needs a little KFC!!!)

The Madge Weinstein hates the Roosevelt.

Yeast Radio #510 -- My thoughts

2006-12-29T13:28:00.000-08:00

This show is like so super terrifying and super sad for me.

Cheryl Merkowski makes fun of the Baby Jesus by singing a song about jew tops. I like tops! They spin and spin and spin! When I spin I get super dizzy. It is crazy.

Jewish people celebrate Hanaku -- which is fake Christmas.

Annoying person reads from the dictionary.

More Cheryl Merkowski nonsense. This time she talks about the Baby Jesus's birthday.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY JESUS!

It to 6 whole minutes before we heard the Madge Weinstein.

Madge uses the phone on her computer to talk to a another lady.

Madge has a delay that is like a year.

Grizelda.

Oh no! the Madge Weinstein is like, losing her hearing. It takes her like a year to hear what Grizalda is saying.

I like totally want to buy the Madge Weinstein some ear plugs so she can totally hear again.

Madge wants to see the movie Dreams. I want to take her to see the Rocky Balboa

Madge subscribes to the O

Madge bought a swedish prolapse. Madge wants to alligator all the tags with the prolapse.

Grizalda went to the doctor. She has problems going to the bathroom on her foot. That's like super embarrassing. She should wear an adult diaper. That's funny, but it will keep her dry.

Madge is depressed because she found a key in her pie. That is super dangerous.

Madge is eating cheap public ice cream.

Madge admits she is a night binger. Madge is so totally honest with us.

Madge says gifts are stupid for the fake Christmas.

Madge in a very subtle way hints for Grizalda to give Madge some coffee -- even though Madge says she does not like gifts.

Madge likes syrup. I like the flavors Maple and Cough.

Madge is very old and super fat.

Madge is going to donate some of her fat to Norway for fake gas.

Even though Grizzio is boring and annoying to listen to she she makes fun of people like Andy Melton. That's rude. Grizalda acts like her poop doesn't stink -- but it smells from here. And I live far away in America.

Boring fat talk.

My good friend Dace is on the phone.

MADGE TALKS ABOUT BRIAN BOOTHBY! THAT'S ME! BUT CALLS ME RETARDED. I AM NOT RETARDED. MY MOM SAYS I AM THE BABY JESUS'S AMBASSADOR TO AMERICA.

Madge and Grizillio make fun of Dace. Grizillio makes people coffee at the Starbucks for a living.

My good friend Dace urges Madge to go on a date for me. Madge says no.

I saved up all my "Date with Madge Weinstein money" for like nothing.

I begin to cry and cry and cry.

I can't write anymore. If you need to know, the rest of the show is all about Madge and Grizillo (she makes people coffee and makes fun of people) talk about buying super expensive pantyhose and power girdles. That stuff is for ladies.

Madge Hates Me

2006-12-22T11:44:00.000-08:00

The Madge Weinstein says she will not visit me on the Christmas at the Center I live and work at in America.

All I wanted was the gift of the Madge Weinstein.

I was going to pay for her dinner at Pizza Night at the Center I live and work at. For $4.50 you can get two slices of cheese Pizza and a diet coca-cola. I was going to use my work Center money to pay for it.

She says she won't come because she would have no place to sit but on my face if she came.

That is so not true. I would have made sure that she got to sit in the fancy-pants Lazy-Boy chair (that everyone at the Center fights to sit in) that we have in the T.V. room.

She says I do not know what lesbian means. But I do. That means she does not like to kiss boys and she has a thing for the ladies. It also means she does not eat meat of any of its by-products.

After Pizza Night I wanted to take her to the movie show and see the Rocky.

"Rocky Balboa" is in the movies right now. I wanted to see it with her. I love Rocky. He fights and fights and always wins. Just like the Madge Weinstein.

Yeast Radio #501 -- My thoughts

2006-12-07T12:55:00.000-08:00

I am super embarrassed for the Madge Weinstein. She is walking around Berlin (the good Germany, not the evil Nazi Germany, or the dirty Red Germany ) with really ugly hair. Poor Madge.

Madge is on a staircase with 7.

It is too hot for the Madge.

I am very mad at the 7. He is going to buy a day pass for the subway. He tells Madge to buy one too. How rude. Why does the Madge Weinstein have to buy it? 7 should buy one for Madge. Madge is a lady. Ladies should not have to buy their own bus passes.

No dead air.

God, Madge is hungry.

7 smoked less and ate more. 7 brags about doing yoga everyday. Madge makes a funny yogurt joke.

7 brags about doing 100 sit-ups a day.

Madge wants turkey pizza.

No gay life in Milan. Small cities are not gay says Madge.

Kurds like juice. Madge forgets why.

Now I am super mad. Madge buys her own train ticket. 7 is rude. 5.80 in fake Non America money!

7 takes Madge's money to buy ticket!!!! Even asks for 80 fake Non-America cents!

Why is Madge taking the bus anyway? 7 should have rented a fancy Chevrolet car for someone like the Madge Weinstein.

Buses are for poor people. Madge is not poor.

Oh Madge, be careful with the bratwurst.

Why is Madge Weinstein running for the bus? I am very upset.

Why the f@ck would you pay 3,200 in fake money for HDTV?

Madge is going to Ebbets Field.

Elitist theater talk.

7 has been talking valium for 2 1/2 years. What a nervous Nelly.

Madge doesn't like cauliflower. And she has to talk about Yeast.

The bus is obnoxious.

Rush is for real.

I am very mad. Madge is on a loud bus talking about Yeast.

Madge thinks the German ghetto is nice.

7 thinks Madge looks better than Fredrick Douglas.

People are talking funny German talk in the background.

We don't talk about Hitler on this site.

Madge loves the Star Wars trilogies -- especially Yoda.

Madge is pregnant with Vice President of America's baby!

Then the Madge played telephone on her computer.

Auntie B sounds all sexy like, but not as sexy as the PizzaBabe.

I like PizzaBabe.

SPECIAL MADGE WEINSTEIN 500 DAY SONG!

2006-12-05T08:10:00.000-08:00

Happy 500 day Madge Weinstein!

(Sung to the tune of "Day by Day" by Fredric Neietzsche)

Day by day
day by day
Oh Dear Adam Curry
Three things I pray
That Podshow Plus would work more clearly
That you love Madge Weinstein more dearly
That Yeast gets more sponsors (not just merely)
Day by day

(chorus)

oh. . .

Day by day
day by day
Oh Dear Adam Curry
Three things I pray
That Podshow Plus would work more clearly
That you love Madge Weinstein more dearly
That Yeast gets more sponsors (not just merely)
Day by day

(Brian Boothby and Yeast Radio Fan Club Chorus)

Day by day
day by day
Oh Dear Adam Curry
Three things I pray
That Podshow Plus would work more clearly
That you love Madge Weinstein more dearly
That Yeast gets more sponsors (not just merely)
Day by day

Day by day
day by day
Oh Dear Adam Curry
Three things I pray
That Podshow Plus would work more clearly
That you love Madge Weinstein more dearly
That Yeast gets more sponsors (not just merely)
Day by day

Day by day
day by day
Oh Dear Adam Curry
Three things I pray. . .

I is back. I still love the Madge Weinstein

2006-12-04T15:38:00.000-08:00

A lot of you have been all super worried about the Brian Boothby because I have not been writing to the Yeast Radio Fan Club Computer Site.

Don't worry. I am back.

When the Madge Weinstein told us all she was leaving America to go to Not America I freaked out at the Center I live and work at in America. I got all spastic like and hit my dorm mate Scott Bartlett by super accident.

But I was busted by the man.

The Center boss lady, Ms. Mary Pat Murphy, took away my computer lab time for like a month. It was awful.

I also had to spend 48 hours (the maximum the State allows) in the "quiet room" with only a mattress and paper and a black crayon.

I had to read about the anger managment.

And I am back on the "shock day" rotation. Shock day at the Center is super scary. The only good thing about it is that you get to drink as much orange juice as you want after.

I like super missed Madge Weinstein.

Here is what I know about the Yeast Radio (which is the best computer audio program you would ever want to know about. And I ain't whistling Dixie if you know what I am saying):

I am very upset. The airplane people would not take the Madge Weinstein to Not America right away and made her live with the Indians.

If you do not know, Indians are losers who drink too much and lost all their land because they drank too much firewater and bitch and moan about it. (That is what my Dad tells me anyway)

Madge doesn't have time for nonsense.

When she got to Not America Madge spent a super amount of time on the toilet. And she talked about poop a super lot.

The she went to fancy pants restaurants and talked to a bunch of people I do not know.

The Madge Weinstein also obsessed about Amanda Congdon.

I have to admit Amanda Congdon is a super pretty computer lady. Much prettier than the Madge Weinstein. But Madge is the lesbian grandmother I never ever had.

Madge spent a whole lot of time on the computer telephone.

The Madge Weinstein is super mad at the Adam Curry.

And I am very upset Madge did not drink the real coffee for fake Thanksgiving.

I will update more.

I am all mad at Harley Davidson -- Yeast Radio #489

2006-11-13T18:37:00.000-08:00

I am very mad at the Harley Davidson.

The Madge Weinstein has a very important computer show to do and Harley Davidson keeps closing the door on Madge and blocking Madge's wi-fi.

That's not right.

If Madge's computer slows down, we all can't listen so good.

Harley Davidson needs to respect Madge Weinstein's computer space.

And there was also a bunch of trannies on the phone but you couldn't hear it so good because Skype sucks.

Trotsky Puppy -- Yeast Radio #488

2006-11-10T17:32:00.000-08:00

Trotsky puppy is the Madge Weinstein's puppy.

Madge Weinstein is the best.

Trotsky puppy is the second best puppy in America.

The best dog in America is my puppy, Jefferson Kennedy Dog .

Trotsky helps Madge do audio on the computer.

Madge is smart. Madge rocks the kazbah.

Because Madge is so smart, she has to travel all over the world.

Trotsky is a puppy. So Trotsky can't go with Madge all the time.

Sometimes Trotsky has to live with others. This is sad but good for Trotsky puppy.

Trotsky lives with Madge in a single parent household.

My mom visits me every other Saturday at the Center from 11:30am-2:00pm

I get sad when my mom leaves.

So I can relate with Trotsky.

Madge is so smart and good that she has a houseboy named Matt Blender.

Matt Blender runs all of Madge's errands and stands in line for Madge at the Post Office.

The mail-lady at the Center I live and work at is Beth (that is funny because the mailman is a lady)

Because Madge doesn't have time for nonsense -- or Dreamhost.

Yeast Radio #487

2006-11-09T08:12:00.000-08:00

I am very angry at . is very rude to the Madge Weinstein. Being rude to the Madge Weinstein is not right.

Anyways, on Madge's audio program today,

It turns out that , from the hit movie (A Walter Disney classic!) is doing a computer audio program.

England. That is not in America. England terrifies me because they wear Red Coats and try to kill patriots.

Madge Weinstein is screwed! That's rude!

Madge has got to eat! How is Madge Weinstein going to pay the rent if she doesn't make money? (The America goverment gives me money to live. They call my money "SSI" money)

Madge Weinstein does not have time for nonsense.

And two hours of fucking rendering is gone!

Madge is Back

2006-11-08T15:25:00.000-08:00

Oh Boy!

The Madge Weinstein is back in business.

That is the best.

I am filled with super happiness right now.

I can now write again about the Madge Weinstein.

She is so smart. She knew how to get all healthy like so she can talk to us on the computer again. That is the best.

She got gooder just in time too. My social worker said it was not healthy for me to sit around and be super sad about the Madge Weinstein all day and that I needed to get a hobby.

I was going to change my fan club to the Ask a Ninja fan club.

Now I don't have to change it at all.

It's like today is my birthday it is so good, but it is not my birthday so it is like even better!

I will write about Madge Weinstein everyday right here.

Madge is Gone.

2006-09-28T07:04:00.000-07:00

Why is Madge Weinstein gone?

I miss her.

She was the bloated lesbian mother I never had.

I had dreams that she would adopt me someday.

Now that dream is gone.

I am sad.

I am spending extra time with my social worker to deal with my loss of the Madge Weinstein.

Yeast Radio #459 -- My thoughts

2006-09-27T08:33:00.000-07:00

Today is a terrible day. Madge Weinstein's Yeast Radio Episode #459 was tragic like.

It is hard to write because I can't see so good because of the tears in my eyeballs.

A man named Richard Bluestein said Madge is in the hospital in Mexico.

I knew that Madge was going to have a nervous breakdown. I told you it would happen.

The only good news is that when you have the breakdown they send you to the Center where I live and work. So Madge might live with me!

She could do her show from my semi-private dorm room here at the Center. No, wait. Rules is rules. The Center says no boys in girls room and girls in boys rooms. I am a boy. Madge will have to do her show in the common area.

That will be nice.

Madge won't be able to do her show everyday though. On the days that they give the shocks here at the Center, she will have to spend most of her day recovering and sleeping.

I do not like shock day at the Center.

Anyways, #459 was awful. That mean asshole Richard Bluestein was rifiling through Madge's clothes -- he is going to give them away to the Salvation. How dare he.

Some woman was there with him that I could not hear because she refused to talk into the microphone.

Richard said, I think (I am stricken with super saddness right now) that Madge was drinkling too much Coca-Cola and its by-products like Fresca. Madge got so sick like that she was taking dumps in her bathtub.

Oh Madge. What did we all do to you?

Yeast Radio #458 -- My thoughts.

2006-09-26T16:37:00.000-07:00

Today was the awesome-est day ever at the Center I live and work at!

I found a five dollar bill near the toilet.

It is mine now.

I have "walking-around" money!

That is the best.

And so is Madge Weinstein's Yeast Radio #448.

Madge found a paper clip! (I found a 5 dollar bill)

Madge saw Ronald Reagan's dog. Ronald Reagan has a dog now.

Cheryl quit smoking. Tobacco kills.

Cheryl's website. It sure is slow.

Madge thinks Cheryl's mom is pretty.

Madge has stains on her chair. Some rude person said Madge's chair had kump stains on them. I do not know what kump stains are.

Madge forgot she was talking.

Richard Simmon is serious. And Richard Simmons says we are sick people.

Madge is eating Caramel in the Indiana.

Cheryl likes European seltzer.

Madge's parents live in a state.

Madge goes postal on her parents about Israel.

Madge was taking a dump at the Hardey's Fast Food Restaurant with Trotsky puppy. It is a nervous poop. Madge knows stress. Trotsky pees all over the floor. Madge's Dad is in the ladies room! Had to use the fan because Madge's dump was lethel. Oh Madge that is not a way to live.

Cheryl bought a mac book. Madge like that but hates iTunes.

Madge doesn't listen to audio programs on the computer anymore. Madge is soooo not taking the time it takes to fix it.

Andy Melton got a job and Madge hopes he got it.

Madge and Wanda Wisdom are going bowling next month. Bowling is fun for the whole family. It is family time!

Chili looks horrible in the cartoon state.

Madge admits she has a mental illness. Madge is honest.

Matt Blender looks intelligent in photos. But can't paste nylons in a press post.

Cheryl could care less.

Pizza tastes good. Every Monday is Pizza lunch at the Center I live and work at.

Slocum is missing in Chicago (the Windy City!)

Madge is not worried.

Making coffee, but not now, for tomorrow. Why would you make coffee for tomorrow, today?

Don't get Cheryl started on ac.

Madge does a rare audio program that she will never broadcast. To hear it, you have to die.

Mark Mozzocoto-Nimcoff is a lazy writer. A VERY IMPORTANT MAN likes Mark Mozzocoto-Nimcoff. Madge says they are lovers. Madge sounds jealous like.

Madge lamblastes someone who compliments her on opera. What's next asshole? Thumbscrews? Asshole. Madge is mad.

Just Google it.

Madge laughs like a crazy person about mold.

Panus craters that are hidden.

Gary Alter, M.D.

Operations. I am terrified. Elevations of Pubis.

Madge gives a plug to Rachel Ray .

eww. . . forks. . . .

ha, ha, ha, ha (rotflmao)

C

2C

Herbie Ciplis is Frankenstein. So Sad.

Wanda Wisdom does not return phone calls. Probably because she is up to no good and taking a bath.

AA speak. . . slogans 90-in-90

Do it, do it C'mon!!!

TNT explosion. Giving away feast of fat buttons. Probably being retarded.

Daily Purge, Guilded Purse

Cheryl doesn't look at that gator shit.

25 minutes. Time to wrap up for rich people radio.

Girl voices.

Cheryl throws up. Poor Cheryl.

Madge calls on her computer to Andy Melton.

Cheryl is growing impatient. Cheryl knows sleep is important. I wish Madge would take Cheryl's example.

Madge says fat is funny.

Wanda Wisdom is prozac-ed out -- or an adult bookstore.

Madge says Andy Melton blew it.

Cheryl says A VERY IMPORTANT MAN should go fuck himself.

Sanitary pad.

Panties.

Madge laughter.

Trotzky hates cell phones.

Yeast Radio #457 -- My thoughts.

2006-09-25T07:23:00.000-07:00

Words mean nothing at times like this.

But these words will do:

Let It Enfold You

either peace or happiness,
let it enfold you

when I was a young man
I felt these things were
dumb, unsophisticated.
I had bad blood, a twisted
mind, a precarious
upbringing.

I was hard as granite, I
leered at the
sun.
I trusted no man and
especially no
woman.

I was living a hell in
small rooms, I broke
things, smashed things,
walked through glass,
cursed.
I challenged everything,
was continually being
evicted, jailed,in and
out of fights, in and out
of my mind.
women were something
to screw and rail
at, I had no male
freinds,

I changed jobs and
cities, I hated holidays,
babies, history,
newspapers, museums,
grandmothers,
marriage, movies,
spiders, garbagemen,
english accents,spain,
france,italy,walnuts and
the color
orange.
algebra angred me,
opera sickened me,
charlie chaplin was a
fake
and flowers were for
pansies.

peace an happiness to me
were signs of
inferiority,
tenants of the weak
an
addled
mind.

but as I went on with
my alley fights,
my suicidal years,
my passage through
any number of
women-it gradually
began to occur to
me
that I wasn't different

from the
others, I was the same,

they were all fulsome
with hatred,
glossed over with petty
greivances,
the men I fought in
alleys had hearts of stone.
everybody was nudging,
inching, cheating for
some insignificant
advantage,
the lie was the
weapon and the
plot was
empty,
darkness was the
dictator.

cautiously, I allowed
myself to feel good
at times.
I found moments of
peace in cheap
rooms
just staring at the
knobs of some
dresser
or listening to the
rain in the
dark.
the less I needed
the better I
felt.

maybe the other life had worn me
down.
I no longer found
glamour
in topping somebody
in conversation.
or in mounting the
body of some poor
drunken female
whose life had
slipped away into
sorrow.

I could never accept
life as it was,
i could never gobble
down all its
poisons
but there were parts,
tenous magic parts
open for the
asking.

I re formulated
I don't know when,
date, time, all
that
but the change
occured.
something in me
relaxed, smoothed
out.
i no longer had to
prove that I was a
man,

I did'nt have to prove
anything.

I began to see things:
coffee cups lined up
behind a counter in a
cafe.
or a dog walking along
a sidewalk.
or the way the mouse
on my dresser top
stopped there
with its body,
its ears,
its nose,
it was fixed,
a bit of life
caught within itself
and its eyes looked
at me
and they were
beautiful.
then- it was
gone.

I began to feel good,
I began to feel good
in the worst situations
and there were plenty
of those.
like say, the boss
behind his desk,
he is going to have
to fire me.

I've missed too many
days.
he is dressed in a
suit, necktie, glasses,
he says, "I am going
to have to let you go"

"it's all right" I tell
him.

He must do what he
must do, he has a
wife, a house, children.
expenses, most probably
a girlfreind.

I am sorry for him
he is caught.

I walk onto the blazing
sunshine.
the whole day is
mine
temporailiy,
anyhow.

(the whole world is at the
throat of the world,
everybody feels angry,
short-changed, cheated,
everybody is despondent,
dissillusioned)

I welcomed shots of
peace, tattered shards of
happiness.

I embraced that stuff
like the hottest number,
like high heels, breasts,
singing,the
works.

(dont get me wrong,
there is such a thing as cockeyed optimism
that overlooks all
basic problems just for
the sake of
itself-
this is a shield and a
sickness.)

The knife got near my
throat again,
I almost turned on the
gas
again
but when the good
moments arrived
again
I did'nt fight them off
like an alley
adversary.
I let them take me,
i luxuriated in them,
I bade them welcome
home.
I even looked into
the mirror
once having thought
myself to be
ugly,
I now liked what
I saw,almost
handsome, yes,
a bit ripped and
ragged,
scares, lumps,
odd turns,
but all in all,
not too bad,
almost handsome,
better at least than
some of those movie
star faces
like the cheeks of
a baby's
butt.

and finally I discovered
real feelings of
others,
unheralded,
like lately,
like this morning,
as I was leaving,
for the track,
i saw my wife in bed,
just the
shape of
her head there
(not forgetting
centuries of the living
and the dead and
the dying,
the pyramids,
Mozart dead
but his music still
there in the
room, weeds growing,
the earth turning,
the toteboard waiting for
me)
I saw the shape of my
wife's head,
she so still,
I ached for her life,
just being there
under the
covers.

I kissed her in the,
forehead,
got down the stairway,
got outside,
got into my marvelous
car,
fixed the seatbelt,
backed out the
drive.
feeling warm to
the fingertips,
down to my
foot on the gas
pedal,
I entered the world
once
more,
drove down the
hill
past the houses
full and empty
of
people,
I saw the mailman,
honked,
he waved
back
at me.

Charles Bukowski

Yeast Radio #456 -- My thoughts

2006-09-24T09:52:00.000-07:00

Oh boy! I got in trouble deep at the Center I live and work at. I got caught stealing the Reader's Digests from the common area. I couldn't help it. I just love the fancy articles.

Anyways, my computer and phone privleges were suspended for a three days. No Madge for me!

So I am sorry it took me so long to write about Madge Weinstein Yeast Radio #456

Madge says baby Jesus loves me and I should go fuck myself.

Stick it in your poe-poe.

No clips or any of that shit. Madger has been watching videos and making plans for the Home Depot.

(Listen to the Pizza Babe Podcast)

Oh. Madge! She has a headache. Madge knows stress.

Madge is going to the Italy that is not in America.

Madge's mom is listening!

No bad words today.

Madge saw Amy Goodman and her brother. Madge wants us to read their book Static. Madge's bra is giving her problems.

I do not wear a bra because I am a boy.

Static is #18 in fancy-pants newspaper list. Amy want to be on fancy-pants newspaper list. Madge wants to help.

Madge is so desperate to help so will buy you this book (but only maybe, make it easy for Madge, Madge is not going to type shit in for you lazy ass).

Madge really really wants Amy Goodman to like Madge.

Madge says Little People can change the earth! I like the show "Little People Big World" on the TLC.

I am terrified. Madge's audio program goes silent for a very long time. Madge blames ITUNES, but I am listening to this directly from her website. So why is that the Apple people's fault?

Madge is really mad at America. She says America is terrifying.

Made has been talking on the computer since 1996. That's retro.

Someone stole Madge's DAT machine. So we can't hear the old skool Madge.

Ugh. . . Madge plugs Meet the Press. That's disapointing. N-B-C- . . .

Madge is happy that Meet the Press is #1 podcast. I am relieved. I could not live with myself if NBC News podcasts failed.

Speaking of struggling corporate news organizations. . . (they need our help everybody!) I love that Tucker on the CNN! He is on my favorite Dance program! Dancing With the Stars! He is the best and he wears funny looking ties. That means he is very smart.

Berlin water is the best water.

Madge says cunt -- embarrassing because Madge's mom is listening.

Madge gives Yeast Radio scoop on Mexican elections. She can't tell us so good because she is not reading her notes.

I will let Madge (who is smarter than me) tell you about this. Listen to Yeast Radio #456

Madge's mom hates it when Madge talks about her poe-poe.

Madge has a-lot stomach gas from her coffee. Oh Madge! This is not a way to live!

Madge no hablo Espanol -- only habla the English.

Madge Weinstein is a Superstar

2006-09-21T17:49:00.000-07:00

Boy do I really like the Madge Weinstein Yeast Radio Audio Program.

Madge is so awsome like it is incredible.

I get so scared when she gets so mad.

If she moves out of America to live not in America, I don't know what I am going to do.

Yeast Radio #455 -- My thoughts

2006-09-20T17:30:00.000-07:00

Madge knows it is nice to be important, but it is more important to be nice.

Does Baby Jesus have the sida?

Happy Feet Lesbian Song.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TROTSKY -- you have a lot of birthdays Trotsky puppy.

Somebody talks on the computer that they liked when Madge has private time with her body on the computer. Person goes on and on on the computer -- smells like pajulie.

zzzzz

Trotsky in there by mistake in fancy pants movie Madge made and no energy to re-do it.

Retarded Matt Blender with question on the computer. It is going to give Madge a stroke!

You better not fuck with Madge's installation!

Very annoying computer call from Indian man who has poop problems. He could say this in one minute, but he says it in ten minutes. I brought my color book today so I color in real neat colors during this part of the Madge Weinstein Yeast Radio audio program. I think less is more. This man does not.

Stick a carrot in your poe-poe.

Tim Can't Read, just google it.

blah-o, blah-o, bla-0

Promo for Freak Network.

Home Depot. No one said they were sorry to Madge Weinstein. Not a single one. Gonna be trouble at the Home Depot.

Trotsky puppy has a real cute three way toy.

Oh Madge, she is up doing this show at 3:3o in the morning. Not a way to live.

Grampa is doing hard time for praying to the baby Jesus.

Madge says get fucked -- Read the bible.

Madge loves rich people radio. Wishes she had her own show.

Switch to remote. Madge has had the same set since day one.

Madge is smart -- doing videos since 2000, but it was invented in 2004!

Trotsky! Do you know Madge works! She is so behind on everything.

Madge is so smart she buys book and reads. Armitage business with the CIA and the plane.

Wants to do a liveshow with shownotes so she can do more work.

Matt thinks Matt Blender is attractive. But makes Matt look smart when Matt is really dumb.
My social worker says no one is "stupid" only "challenged"

Brian Brewer (I am Brian Boothby) complains about Madge eating meat. How dare you! Madge needs to eat food to live. Asshole.

eww. . . Madge eats squid. Trotsky won't eat it and buried it with paper.

Goodbye to rich people radio.

Loves it when she hits the rich people on radio on time.

Good! Madge drinks water.

Funny story. Who the fuck has $10,000 lying around? I don't sure don't. The Center I live and work at only allows $500 a person per month in the foot locker.

Creepy old ladies in house dresses -- I am terrified.

Madge is not the baby jesus.

POM juice is yummy.

Passive aggressive dig about getting sponsors but Madge should not complain.

Ben and Jerry caught Madge's eye like a bath house.

Madge laughs with old lady on elevator about floors.

Madge's windows haven't been cleaned in a long time. Madge thinks it is funny, I do not get it.

Someone stood Madge Weinstein up. That is rude.

Pot-o- matic, pot-o-matic.

Brazilda is coming from Butterball next week. Another passive-aggressive dig at Podshow.

Madge's mom listens to Madge. Madge's mom must be ancient like by know.

Oh Madge! She has to pay her fucking cable bill. If she doen't pay it we lose Madge on the computer!

Trotsky is burying his food. How adorable.

Madge discloses that Trotsky is Italian.

Madge is very mature. She knows how to take constructive criticism.

bloatedlesbian@gmail.com

206-888-CUNT

Has to be Pod safe, of course.

Don't ask Madge how to fix your TV.

Alice Fay is a star but Ethel Merman was very good. Now they are dead.

Old people comedy.

Yeast Radio #454 -- My thoughts

2006-09-19T17:16:00.000-07:00

Madge spoke all complicated like today. I will do the best I can to describe.

My social worker says to me all the time "Do you best!" So I will try to do my best here like.

Yes, Madge, this thing is on.

Madge wants to play a record. The old people kind, not the good CD kind.

Perry Cuomo -- no thanks!

The Police! (when Sting was good)

Steve Jobs wears black blouses. (funny because he is a man)

Mr. Jobs wears my Mom's jeans!

Secret paper from MCI mail from May 1985. E-Mail cost two dollars a post in the old people days! Madge must be rich like!

Kris Kross nightmare (when he's sailing)

Why do you listen to old people music Madge?

Madge doesn't feel like discussing politcal burnout.

Madge says Robin Williams is a no good crook.

Madge can't find any sympathy!

Madge is kinda wiped right now. Oh Madge!

GIlbert and Sullivan Mcado. Lab-o m with Neliie Furtado

VIII XX MC VIVI

1980's nonsense that Madge says none of us remember.

Rinalda Tabali -- she is wonderful (say Madge.)

Madge works all day in the terrible world and if she doesn't produce it right away she gets hungry for Starbucks.

Oh Madge, eats chicken that is not filling.

Kenneth Cole gets into a fight with coffee shop people. With belts up to their nipples.

Oh Madge, why are you drinking coffee all night long? No wonder you aren't sleeping.

I am terrified of creepy coffee people.

EAT MADGE! (Damn that podcast Mark)

Buy Madge's computer shit. Don't e-mail her about it -- she doesn't have the time. Just buy them, no questions asked. If you don't trust Madge on this, then you are a terrible person. And they don't have the Apple care, but it has worked well for Madge.

Madge has a fancy Hallmark card that has a radion 5700 that works with motion. No air conditioning, very reliable.

Some of the plugins that are quirky. Microsoft Orafice is dumped. Runs office using rosetta from the emulation.

That's is just creepy.

Oh boy, Madge is mad. She is not going to rant about it! Some rude person made Madge shlep for an interview and never posted it! That's rude. Madge is mad, mad mad!

Open Office was ready and universal! When Madge came home from Europe she used it. No office anymore.

It is all about the open source. And we are all going to die from earth hotness and waist cancer.

Oh Madge, her refrigerator is empty and she is starving. Oh, Madge, this is not a way to live. I am so worried for Madge. She is a national treasure. What are we doing to her?

Upload video with image ready. She could not run emulation in photoshop so she is a gimp at the shop in the public domain. Used to be shitty now it is interesting.

Microsoft has no clue with the backrigging and weird proprietary operating systems with a linux platfrom which is much easier to convert into theis mutlisorcing business so she uses it to convert her videos to h.264. Beta version 6 is supposed to be multiprocessor aware but Madge, isn't buying it because of the threading.

Madge sits to listen. She is tired.

Rich radio people show only today.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TROTSKY PUPPY!

Madge is so famous that she is going to do yoga with Cher!

After while, Crocodile.

Yeast Radio #453 -- My thoughts.

2006-09-18T15:05:00.000-07:00

I know that if Madge Weinstein lived in my town, she would have the best house in the town.

Madge admits she is a freak. Oh Madge.

Madge had to grow up without a pee-pee. She is sad about it.

Madge says men don't count no more.

The personal computer was very mean to Madge today. All that jazz.

Ebony sends in a very nice song, but she blows it -- sound quality was too low. You should know better than to send in a song to Madge Weinstein with bad audio levels,

Zilla Fage talks on the personal computer to Madge about iTUnes. Scares me about talk concerning websites that died.

Nothing is working today for Madge. I am scared because Madge knows the personal computer really super good. If she has trouble, that means I could have trouble.

Just for today not so gentile, audience.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TROTSKY! Macoroni and Cheese for Trotski.

Madge blows off the pope.

Dave Culderbank makes fun of Madge by playing Howard Stern intro.

French talk song.

Madge needs the pepto. Goes to Weight Watchesr. Too bitchy to put on wireless.

Madge questions what is wrong with her. She is fat.

Madge's sister is a profressional orchestra.

Madge wants to play plarifab.

Madge is confused about when she is on rich people radio. Just for today, confused.

Computer is not working. I am very upset for Madge. She deserves high quality computer.

Placifarb is not playing! Everything is fucked up today.

Fancy pants music plays. . .

Madge eats delicious deserts with her fingers -- they are called Baby Bostons

Boats in the Navy. Madge thinks people in the Navy are tacky and get eaten by bugs for dinner.

Madge needs to clean her clothes with water -- she just remembers.

Deal with it. Google is good.

Posse's make the world suck even more.

Madge reads to us. If you don't like it, too bad so sad.

Madge admits she has not taken a bath in six months.

Madge pines of John Waters films.

14,000 people are kidnapped in prison.

Madge likes Veronica Mars! So do I! I can't wait for the next season to start!

Madge doesn't want to talk forever.

Madge reads a story about ALPO and copy rights. ALPO is acting under the radar and impossible for people to go to meetings.

Why are we protecting Fox News? Podcasters should be protected.

Madge tells us Honesty is the Beast Policy.

Secret super-spy messages from Plato.

Goodbye to rich radio listeners.

Poshow people don't talk to each other.

Paul Wolf-o-witz sucks.

so-so sissy.

Dot Mac is expired. Madge is getting rid of her personal computers.

Apple whores and not putting Madge on their website.

Web 2.0 speak. Madge fucking hates it.

Madge wants to leave America.

Good-bye

2006-09-17T20:52:00.000-07:00

Madge's Private Time With Her Body

2006-09-16T19:56:00.000-07:00

I am very ashamed for Madge Weinstein of Yeast Radio.

By mistake, she by accident sent out a video of her enjoying private time with her body all over the computer.

I feel so bad for Madge.

She is under a lot of stress and she wanted private time with her body to relax. But she was so stressed made mistake and pressed the send button on her personal computer. That was a personal moment in priviate time. Not for me to supposed to see it.

I don't think she wanted me to see that.

Also, Madge said she did this very late at night. Oh Madge! You should be sleeping. You need your rest.

SPECIAL MADGE-OUNCEMENT

2006-09-15T19:05:00.000-07:00

I like Madge Weinstein.

So listen good.

Madge asked us to support her friend, Jennifer Snoddy, The Girl on Tech.

Madge wants us all to give support to her. Madge said on Madge's site that Jennifer needs it and so does Keera, her baby daughter and Madge's pod-grandchild.

Listen to Jennifer's Podcast Right Here

And Jennifer's blog - for comments

We are members of Madge's fan club. We need to support Madge's friends when she asks for support.

This isn't satire -- this is for real.

Yeast Radio #452 -- My Thoughts

2006-09-15T16:45:00.000-07:00

If a hero ain't nothing but a sandwich, then Madge Weinstein of Yeast radio is the tuna fish for the sandwich.

Madge plays very nice theme song right away. I get all yippy-yappy because I know Madge is a commin'!!!

Changing way they do rich people radio. So we all have to suffer like.

Cookie Turnbaum is all egotistical.

Echo, echo, echo.

Madge is drinking a pepsi-cola. It hits the spot. 12 whole ounces. That's alot!

Podcast Mark sent a very mean e-mail to Madge Weinstein. I am very upset. Podcast Mark makes a goofy statement about global warming and how Madge is supposed to stop global warming all by herself by not eating and only taking slow steam boats to red China -- not airplanes. Madge does not get mad. I am glad because I was scared. Madge laughs because Madge is smart. And she knows dumb.

What is Madge supposed to do? Eat yellow flowers? That's silly.

Madge's money is her business. That's personal! How dare you!

Podcast Mark, I hate you very much now.

You are just jealous because Madge knew how to talk on the computer to me long before most people even knew you could do it. Madge doesn't need this gruff. I am sorry Madge.

Madge skipped a day. Deal with it Mary.

Madge is tired. Madge hasn't been pooping so good. She needs Madge time. You take all the Madge time you need Madge.

Madge is so fancy and popular she gets a lot of letters on computer.

Home Depot talk. Canada.

BOrn to be a Lesbian rock song. It is very loud and I get all in trouble at the Center (that is where I live and work) computer lab for playing it too loud.

Trotsky puppy is playing!

Madge plays HI-COO

Madge feels bitchy. Yes Madge, I do know what you mean.

I am very concerned. Madge makes a carthartic stomach burp into computer microphone. Poor Madge. She is all nervous. She is all gassy. Madge needs the Pepto. Oh Madge, this is not a way to live!

Madge sings a song about private time with your body tools.

Wal-Mart. E-mail from Senator Patrick Moynehian.

Madge. Mayor Daly vetoed bill (which is very very bad) -- but you should turn your anger to Springfield. Fuck that local shit. GO statewide.

Madge takes out all her stress on poor Trotsky puppy. I cry because I get all flash-backy like to my own childhood in America.

Trotsky is rich with toys!

Madge is very mad at corporations. (that is a fancy word for a business that gets too big for its britches.)

Madge doesn't have time for traffic nonsense. Public Tranny's.

I take the bus every third Tuesday. I wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait for the bus to pick me up for my haircut appointment with my hairdresser. Then I go back to the bus stop and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait and wait for the bus to take me back to the Center. The bus I take is smelly and beltches out thick black dieasl fuel and weaves in and out of traffic. It is better than taking a car.

Madge says so, so I do it.

Madge hates consumption (except for force-feeding ducks and killing them. Madge says that is ok)

Madge grew up with the consumption. Fleas gave her chanuakuh presents and she ate dead squirels from garbage cans. Oh Madge!

Rainbow Radio (just Google it) Baby Jesus produces it.

Madge asks about Tranny Wreck Lady. My social worker says Madge is wrong. Tanny Wreck Lady is not getting her pee-pee chopped off, she is going to Asia to put her pee-pee inside out so it is a poe-poe.

Madge should have sent her a hallmark.

Madge makes a passive-agressive dig at Podcast Mark. Madge is stewing.

General Motors bought all the streets and the cars and got rid of them! I am terrified. Another Mark, (not podcast, but bicycle) wrote a book report all about it.

Money goes to red China.

Madge is mad at the President of the United States of America.

Madge nevers knows where the fuck her shit is.

Happy dance song. It makes me want to dance the night away. It is all about Tinker Bell.

Some retard who voted for Bush goes on and on and on -- on the computer. I must be dumb. I think it supposed to be clever -- but I don't think it is so clever. I am so mad at myself.

Slather lady -- butt biskut. My social workers says I am not allowed to listen to the popular Rock Band, Limp Biskut.

Madge is so rich she has more than one computer! That is crazy.

Lag in the headphones made Madge talk so silly.

Another snappy dance number. I dance so hard my feet almost fall off and get all blistery like. I cry. It hurts.

Madge missed her rich radio people goodbye! Darn! She mentions she is menstrating.

Rich radio people goodbye. VERY IMPORTANT MAN Podshow.

6 Vaginia Sally -- all tampon stringy and echoing. Madge mentions my mom again!

Madge really needs the Pepto.

Madge got a pee-pee microphone from Michael Korea.

Ice Capades!

Madge has so many computers she likes to go to the library! On iTUnes.

Telephone on the Computer! Madge almost goes deaf.

Mr. Toast. Madge does private time with her body (but not private because she is on the computer)

All sorts of inputs and outputs, audio like

Call Madge and talk to her on telephone.

Hear me papa.
Madge is talking to Madge

Telphone Madge tells Madge what telephone Madge tells me when I call Madge! Word for Word!

Call to inside out pee-pee

Poor Indiana man has wheelchair. Wheelchair talk. Indiana man has awful disease called Free Drinks and Taxis. It is in your DNA databank. Your mailman may or may not have the disease.

1 and 10,000 chance to get Free Drinks and Taxis. I am scared.

This is nice wheelchair talk. Madge cares.

Rascals are getting wheelchairs knocked up with babies. Madge is thrilled.

Madge scolds wheelchair man for not listening to Madge. MOV files, not that flash gordon shit.

Wheelchair man has never seen a pee-pee before. No video of it. Wheelchair has a mom.

Trotsky had a poop crisis.

Madge tries to get show better by calling others to fill in the awkward conversation with Wheelchair man.

Madge realizes that this is a call she can not get out of. Even Madge makes mistakes.

Madge spins that she is going to let Wheelchair man "go" for now to save wheelchair man for later. Nice polite dodge Madge. Madge is smart.

Someone else is on phone now.

Show is very long. I am losing focus. I wish I had my color book.

Madge needed a goddam break. What is the big deal?

Shadowfalls. That is a show on your computer that is supposed to be scary. But I am not scared. So I went to the doctor to see if my flight or fight response is defective like. Because I am not scared when I listen.

Matt Blender. Trotsky is victim of more verbal puppy abuse from Madge.

I am bored. . .

THe other residents at the Center I live and work at are watching Celebrity Duets on the television. I wish I was watching it now. I am all alone in computer room listening to Madge. . .

Madge is not telling me a thing or two.

Matt Blender asks Madge to do stuff with him during the week. Madge sounds less than thrilled.

I have to go to the men's room and poop, but Madge is still talking. and talking and talking. . .

I am all panicked. What if Madge decides to talk forever and I am stuck in the Center I live and work at's computer lab forever too?

I start to cry.

Shut up wheelchair man

Shut up Tom

Shut up Matt.

Goodbye Madge.

2006-09-14T07:03:00.000-07:00

Yeast Radio #451 -- My thoughts

2006-09-13T15:35:00.000-07:00

Madge really took us down to Red Chinatown in today's audio program Yeast Radio!

I have very excitied typing my thoughts today! Today is "McDonald's Dinner Day" at the Center I live and work at! Ms. Dunleavey, the activities director at the Center, takes the Center van to McDonalds and brings us all back McDonalds!

We have to pay for it ourselves. I order two cheesburgers, a medium fries, and an Orange drink (medium size!). At the $2.13 Center special rate, I think that is a bargain and a half.

I don't order Happy Meal. Happy meal is for babies. I am not a baby.

Did somebody say McDonalds!

Anyways, here are my thoughts:

Madge gives a shout-out to my Mom! I can not wait to tell my Mom! My Mom visits me every other Saturday from 12:00-3:00pm. She brings me her back issues of People magazine.

Madge gets mad at her computer theme song and Trotsky says hello! This show is already good like!

Madge tells us to get fucked and asks where her pot is.

Madge says Pizza Babe is a retard but needs to help Madge when she confronts the mean people at the Home Depot.

Madge expresses a fear of dying.

Poor Madge, she travels all over to this and that. She did not get home until 9:00pm America time. That's late! That is not a way to live Madge.

Some angry person on Madge's plane would not turn his cell phone off! How rude! Madge is annoyed and is even more scared like over a man who shouts at the other man to turn his phone off.

I think Madge is too important for such tom-foolery. She needs to get home. All I can say is that everyone is lucky Madge Weinstein was patient about this. If Madge would have gotten mad, look out! Madge would have told everybody on that plane a thing or two!

Follow the airplane rules for Madge! Rules is rules!

Madge talks about Apple movies.

Madge means Apple on the computer, not apple the delicious, healthy snack! I like to say "an apple a day keeps the doctor away! But that is not true, if it were, the drug companies would lobby against the apples.

Quick movies at insane films.

Trotsky gets a fancy tie!

Madge sings. She has a voice like an angel.

Madge wants you to read the smart people articles on her web site. You better do it.

Madge says Prince Charles is not afraid to make mistakes!

Madge is waiting for red chinaman to deliver her food. Madge doesn't have time to get her mail. Oh, Madge -- what are we doing to you? You don't have time to do nothing anymore. It isn't right Madge.

Joyce Lather talks on the computer.

Trotsky tries to express his feelings on the computer and Madge tells him to shut-up. Poor Trotsky. Madge is under the pressure Trotsky.

Joyce makes talks about ass-cheeks making sound.

Red Chinaman comes with Tie food. Madge will not eat food on the computer.

Shame spiral about food.

Madge tells Steve Jobs a thing or two about iTunes.

Madge says iTunes is shoing a documentary about Walt Disney' taking a crap. I would not watch that.

Madge is mad at Pizza Babe for falling in love with Miss America. But Madge isn't going to go on and on about about it because she needs Pizza Babe's help at the Home Depot.

Lake Titty Ca Ca song.

I do know what you are saying Madge. I really do.

Madge is going deaf! Oh my god!

Madge needs a ride to Funky town.

Shariff ACadoos

Madge says Lesbians sometimes make mistakes. Madge is one classy lady. She admits mistakes. Madge is smart, but Madge is human.

Madge is tired. Does not want to talk on the computer -- but is doing it anyway. Madge says she is not doing it for us, but for her. I know the real reason Madge is doing it is because she has a contractual obligation with rich people radio. Madge can't get the MAN mad at her!

Don't blame Madge. She has got to eat just like the rest of us. I have a job too. I make the eggs every morning at the Center I live at.

Madge says Apple people are dumb and stupid. Hurtful words for Apple.

Madge says her local public library is all fucked up -- so is Madge's dictionary.

She can't find shit!

Madge says PG-13 movies kills children! I am terrified.

Madge coughs! Oh Madge.

President of America talks on the computer. I find the President of America doesn't read so good. Mr. Baker at the Center could help him to read better. Mr. Baker helped me real good.

President's audio levels spike up for some reason. Louder than Madge.

Madge, President of America means the baby Jesus is the Almighty. Even I know that.

President of America says he wants to stop an Arab empire called an Elephant. That is funny because President of America belongs to the elephant party.

Madge finds Barbara Walters a hottie-pants.

Pakistan and safety zones for Osama.

Katie Couric and Rush Limbaugh.

Hallie Burton helps Iran.

Hubris book -- read it. Madge says Neo-cons are up to no good.

Less conspiracy nonsense -- focus on what is there.

Don't take the bait.

9/12/06 confusing Democracy Now -- listen to it.

Clinton got a peach for a blow job.

LOOK AT MADGE'S SITE LINKS

Bye bye Mayor Daley. Vetoes local law which would give workers a living wage.

Wal-Mart sucks. I don't get off the bus when the Center takes us there for toothpaste. I walk an extra few feet to get my toothpaste at the mommy and poppy store. It costs more, but with all the money I save with my McDonald's Center discount, it is worth it.

Madge says good-bye to rich radio people, and whiney i-podders at the same time!

Madge Weinstein vs. Captain America

2006-09-13T06:48:00.000-07:00

I got in a terrible fight with Jeremy Alpert at the Center I live and work at yesterday. He lives at the Center too and he is not a nice person.

I was saying how great Madge Weinstein was. I said she could tell Jeremy a thing or two about America.

Well he told me Madge is no good! He said Captian America could beat Madge up.

I said "NO WAY JOSE"

If Madge and Captian America had a duel (that is a fancy word for fight) Madge would teach Captain America a thing or two about America.

Madge would use the power of "NPR" to show Captain America what the score is.

Enough said.

Jeremy is a jerk.

Yeast Radio #450 -- My thoughts.

2006-09-12T17:58:00.000-07:00

Madge sure does have legs, and she knows how to use them!

Boy, Madge is sure mad. She is mad that no one thinks about the 60,000 killed to avenge 9/11.

Happy feet song about Lesbian Brains come on! Yeah!

A fancy pants HI COO poem about the President of America.

A very nice song that Madge doesn't know who sang, sang. It is a mystery wrapped in an enigma. (That's a complicated way to say no one knows nothing.)

Madge goes all heterosexual over the song all of a sudden.

Madge starts to sing! She is very mad at a wolf! Oh Madge be careful!

She has had it!

Madge uses a bad word about cookies and the baby Jesus. And the pope. (He is goofy hypocrite that lives in a little baby country in Rome)

Madge asks me to watch a tv show called "fisting porn". I asked the Center activites person if we had a video of "fisting porn." She looked at me funny like. (She must not listen to Madge) She tells me no and then a 1/2 hour later I was told I have an emergency appointment with the Center psychologist tomorrow. . .

Joanne Schroder is amazing.

Another song. It is good.

Michael Korea calls in who is going to give Madge a gift from the DEA!

Madge says she is mellow (that means she is not all nervous like and not all poopy today)

Madge also says she is not in the mood for sex today.

Madge is a stickler for superior audio quality. Don't waste Madge Weinstein's time wih crappy audio commercials!

Truck driver (they keep America moving!) calls in about dirty road that is not cleaned very well by a lazy man named Halley Burton.

Madge makes a passive-aggressive dig at A VERY IMPORTANT MAN.

Finally, Madge plays her theme song. I was starting to get very nervous about it. I like a solid reliable schedule -- like at the Center. Or I lose it and get all freakey. I watch "The People's Court" every day at 5:00pm America time.

Poor Madge. She hints to us that she needs a new purse by throwing out fancy people purse names. Let's think Chanuka presents people (Chanuka is Christmas, without the baby Jesus, and you light a lot of candles)

Due dilligence.

Matt Blender gets mad props from the boss lady.

18 minutes and Madge hasn't said a goddam thing! I am confused. She has said alot.

Now I am scared. Madge is really mad. Madge's not going to take it, you hear? You go Madge. Madge makes another slam at a VERY IMPORTANT MAN.

Madge is the best. She tells us what's what. People are talking behind Madge's back.

THAT'S POOR FORM!

MADGE WILL TELL YOU A THING OR TWO!

Madge says saying you are sorry is free and pays in spades.

Madge worked very hard at last year at the Home Depot while you people took pictures! Second you get a typewriter on your computer you stab Madge!

Madge will see you in Ontario Canada! And she will be invisible! But she is going to get you good!

You say you are sorry. MP3 it. No peak level!

You better mean it!

Madge will be at the Home Depot with her posse'!

(This segment of the show is very 1992 Howard Stern-ish. I like Howard Stern)

Madge says goddbye to rich radio people.

Madge misses her plane! In Florida.

Tim Russert and VIce President of America talks on computer!

Madge says Vice President of America is goofy.

I am not as impressed with Tim Russert as Madge is.

Madge makes another good 9/11 point. 60,000 dead.

I get very confused. I don't feel so good. Madge plugs Meet the Press. I will have to talk to my social worker tomorrow about what to do when Madge lets you down. I must be a bad person.

Happy Birthday Trotsky!

Madge makes good point about U.S. constitutional seperation of powers.

{Ugh. Brad Pitt. Bad actor. Irrelevant movies.}

Madge likes Brad Pitt won't marry until gay people can.

Madge made notes while having private time with her body.

Another good plug for Matt Blender!

More plugs.

Madge thinks conspiracy theories take away the reality of what happened on 9/11.

60, 000 people.

People are people. Not currency exchange rates.

Madge ends show by reminding everyone to remain fresh by cleaning out vaginal areas with a vinegar solution.

Madge cares about your vaginal health. She really does.

Pictures from choir practice

2006-09-12T14:03:00.001-07:00

As you know I am a little annoyed at Madge for telling me to join a choir on Yeast Radio #446.

My social worker told me Madge probably meant that figuratively instead of literley . But it was too late because I already joined the choir before I knew that. Now I have to learn all these songs about the baby Jesus.

But what are you going to do?

Anyways, here are pictures from choir practice. I am not in the pictures because I took the pictures. I do not know how to take a picture and be in a picture at the same time.

I got a letter from Madge Weinstein!

2006-09-12T07:14:00.000-07:00

Oh happy day!

Today, when I woke up at the Center, a nice policeman was waiting for me with a letter to me from the smartest lady in the whole world, Madge Weinstein.

I like Madge Weinstein. She is one smart lady. She will teach you a thing or two about what you need to know.

Anyway, this letter was special!

It did not come from the mail-man lady Susan (that is funny because the mail-man is a lady) who delivers the mail everyday at the Center at 11:13am Amercia time.

This letter was delivered from the nice policeman Keith right when the Center doors are unlocked at 8:00am America time!

It was a letter from Madge Weinstein!

Madge is one smart lady so I didn't understand the letter so good.

My social worker said Madge sent me a special letter called a "restraining order" letter.

My social worker says Madge Weinstein likes me so much she wants me to keep a "special distance" from her!

Thank you Madge! You are the best-est Lesbian ever!

At first I was nervous because the letter was so important. But my social worker says not to worry. If I forget what the letter tells me to do, the nice policemen will remind me of what to do!

I was so excited, I took a dump in my underpants by mistake.

I was ashamed at first, but the nurse at the center, Michael (that is funny because the nurse is a man) says "accidents happen"

Then I didn't feel so ashamed.

Madge is wonderful.

My wife.

2006-09-12T07:07:00.000-07:00

My wife lives with me at the Center.

She is from France Canada.

France Canada is the fancy-pants section of the country, Canada.

She told me she did not like me being serious on the Yeast Radio Fan Club Web Site I created for Madge Weinstein.

I told her to shut the the fuck up and make me a sandwich.

We live in a patriarchial society.

That means society says men's opinions are better than lady opinions.

I take advantage.

Yeast Radio #449 -- My thoughts

2006-09-11T07:44:00.000-07:00

Today is the fifth anniversary of 9/11. I just don't feel like being "funny" or "cute" or whatever the hell you call it.

Sorry -- I promise this will not be a daily thing.

And if 9/11 isn't your cup of tea -- then consider me pissed or grieving for whatever it is you are pissed or grieving about -- there is enough of it in the world. Take your pick.

Madge, very good show today.

Loved your take on "propaganda" vs "public relations" -- you are dead on about this.

One word of caution -- wearing an electronic headset outside in a thunder storm is unwise.

Hear Madge's show here.

One thing I want to say in "serious" mode (which is rare and this blog is for fun, not a soapbox)

As someone who was fortunate enough to be born straight -- and I don't mean "fortunate" in the my lifestyle is superior than yours sense but rather "fortunate" in the sense that I DON'T FUCKING RISK THE CHANCE OF GETTING THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF ME OR DENIED HUMAN RIGHTS BECAUSE OF MY SEXUAL ORIENTATION CHOICE THAT I HAPPENED TO BE BORN WITH sense.

Anyways, as a married man -- I am very embarrassed to be married. Madge talks sometimes about her loss. It won't be discussed on this stupid blog because that is personal. But it does beg the question on how a society can look people in their eye and tell them their love won't be acknowledged.

Anyways, keep up the good work Madge. Listen to her show. If you are not gay, I really urge you to listen to her show. She will teach you a thing or two.

Happy Birthday Trotsky Puppy.

Brian will be back tomorrow.

And for whoever is reading this, if anyone -- whatever you are grieving for -- I am sorry.

2006-09-09T09:39:00.000-07:00

Yeast Radio #448 -- My thoughts

2006-09-08T16:00:00.000-07:00

I am very mad and ashamed of myself today because I did not like Yeast Radio #448.

Madge is the smartest person I know. If I do not like it it means I am a bad person.

:<

#448 starts off great. Madge talks about what she likes to do with her private time in a song by Joanne Schroder.

Feminine scent caused by Madge's event during private time.

The song gave me happy feet.

Madge is in Miami with Trotski puppy!

Madge needs a belt for her pants.

Poor Madge, I think we should all chip in and get Madge a sensible clutch purse for when she travels. Madge has trouble storing her credit cards. Madge is smart. Madge has good credit so she can have credit cards. Madge is the best. But she is so sensible with her money that she won't even buy a traveling purse for herself. Using hotel bag. Oh Madge, that is not a way to live!

Madge is so smart she is part of panel on talking on the computer.

Now I do not like the rest of the show. I get frustrated because I can't hear it so good. Madge is having snack time with Jihadist Jerry. Very loud eating place.

Madge talks about Miami is full of fat people.

Madge apologizes for beng late. Madge shouldn't have to apologize for being late . Madge is having bathroom issues these days from stress of having to produce a show every day for us. She says her poop is long and crumbly. I feel bad for Madge. On of these days she is going to poop so hard she is going to have a toilet emergency.

Then where would we be?

Madge likes pork even though she does not believe in the magic of the baby Jesus. I have pork chops at the center every Thursday with apple sause and a capri sun juice pouch.

Bad lounge music is playing in the background and it makes me cranky. I turn off show to take a nap.

I awake up from sleep time and listen more:

Tranny Wreck talk. Poor Rebecca. Jihadist Jerry says her voice is annoying after awhile. I scream "how dare you!" in the Center I live at. My social worker says the common area is for "indoor voice" only. I know now I do not like Yeast Radio #448.

Another Tranny is on airplane Madge travels on to Miami, America.

Madge and Jerry talk about fish. It is boring. Jihadist Jerry says Ronald Reagan has a seafood alergy. I am bored.

Barely hear Madge. She talks about asylum for people who live in America. Stupid waiter gives Madge the wrong soda! That isn't right. MAdge deserves better service!

Madge clogged hotel toliet. Poor Madge

Jihadist Jerry makes racist joke.

Jerry has pedestrian chicken parm. Madge has mai-mai.

Madge and Jerry talks about playing with your pee-pee. My social worker says playing with your pee-pee is "normal and healthy behaviour" She says I should do it during "private time with my body" when no one can see and to clean up after myself.

I am so bored I get cranky again.

One good thing -- hair donation for sick people is a very good thing. You should do it if you can.

Who is playing that awful piano music in background?

Tiny pee-pees that grow big with private time.

Wanda wisdom gets retards. Madge gets gimps. I like Madge.

Something about land mines in India and salad dressing. I don't know. Madge, I don't understand what you are saying. But what am I going to do?

Madge says good-bye to rich radio people.

Madge is mad at America and bombs given to Israel.

Jeb Bush -- he is the older smarter brother of the President.

Civil unions are not Marriage Madge!! Jihadist Jerry must have drugged your diet soda! Seperate but equal is not equal. Even though I like to kiss ladies and can get married, even I know this.

Iranian prisons terrify me.

Jihadist Jerry tells us about eating a live baby squid. Hard to hear and understand. I am sorry Madge, I am letting you down.

Something about 9 volt batteries. . .

Brazilians. . .

zzzz. . .

bad acting and club soda. Club soda tastes funny I like apple juice.

confusing vile bear talk.

I am losing focus. . . I start to color. I like coloring. Sandy, the center housekeeper says I am the best colorer ever!

Madge knows a thing or two! Don't try to con her! There is no underground bus stop in Miami!

Linens and Things. I agree with Madge! Don't buy things from Red China.

I can hear the show better again! But the show ends.

Oh Madge. What did I do wrong? I didn't like it. My head didn't do so good today.

2006-09-08T08:35:00.000-07:00

Yeast Radio #447 -- My thoughts

2006-09-07T18:53:00.000-07:00

Today's show made me very scared and anxious like.

Boy Madge, you sure can make the personal computer sound scary.

I checked the calendar my mom gave me to make sure it was not Halloween.

Halloween is on October 31. Halloween is the one day of the year that men who enjoy to wear lady clothes in secret wear lady clothes in public and pretend it is a big joke for Halloween, but they are really secretly thrilled inside. This is socially acceptable. But they go back into the closet for another year on November 1.

Today is September, so you have to hide your lady clothes for another month.

Madge uses her personal computer to use telephone.

Madge calls Tranny Wreck Rebecca!

I am very mad at how the Mormans treated Rebecca. She would make a wonderful holy lady. They made a big mistake. Baby Jesus would not be happy if he knew how they treated her.

Rebbecca Tranny Lady (hereinafter "Tranny Lady") says hello and how much it sucks to talk to Madge. Don't worry, this is just funny talk.

Madge and Tranny Lady can not find Cheryl. They impy that Cheryl solicits sex for money.

Madge says Cheryl is hiding.

Tranny Lady calls Cheryl a poe-poe (she uses another word my social worker says I can not use after I called her that today. I wanted to be like Madge, but I got in trouble for it.)

Madge is a slave to the clock. She has a Weight-Watchers meeting in 38 minutes. Madge has no time to fuck around. Madge is very busy and very important. Poor Madge, this is not a way to live.

Tranny Lady says it is Wednesday night. But she is wrong. I am listening to this on Thursday. We all make mistakes.

Ms. Panang met Tranny Lady in Seattle, America last week. They masturbated together at a party and thought of Madge (but not really)

Bear cruise talk again. . . It confuses me.

Madge tells Tranny Lady what's what. Madge doesn't mess around. When Madge Weinstein talks you better listen. She tells Tranny Lady to shut-up.

I start to get scared.

Madge is upset that Cheryl has gone missing. Madge calls her a bitch.

Ronald Reagan calls Madge on computer telephone, but Madge hangs up on him.

Madge asks Tranny Lady about gender. Madge thinks if you have pee-pee you are a man. If you have a poe-poe you are a woman. Tranny Lady tells Madge a thing or two. It is in your brain. Madge is confused.

Madge gets very angry when the computer on her telephone tells here she needs credit. Madge knows when she is being scammed. She is a smart lady. Telephone on the computer is free. Even I know this.

Madge tries to convince Tranny Lady to stay up past her curfew. But Tranny Lady sends slight verbal cues that she would rather not. But since Madge is the bee's knees she would stay up if she has to.

I am confused and scared. Madge says she did not record her conversation with Tranny Lady. What have I been listening to all this time? Oh boy Madge.

Madge and Tranny Lady talk about how much time they need to talk for the rich radio people.

Madge is afraid to talk on the computer at Starbucks. Madge is brave enough to admit when she is afraid.

Madge asks for help. Tranny Lady gives bad advice. Madge doesn't like it.

Madge asks Tranny Lady to host a national rich person radio show all by herself. I can tell Tranny Lady had no warning Madge would ask her this favor.

Madge is all about giving people their big breaks.

It takes awhile for Tranny Lady to realize Madge is asking her to host a national rich person radio show all by herself with no warning.

Madge says she hates hijacks. I do too. Terrorism is bad.

4+6 = 14 minutes.

Madge asks Tranny Lady to close the national rich people radio show just like Madge does even though Tranny Lady has never done it before. Madge believes in people's ablities.

Tranny Lady sounds nervous. I would be too. But she tries to hide it. Oh boy Madge, you really did it this time. . .

Tranny Lady is now hosting a national rich people radio show!

Matt Blender and Andy Melturd!

Tranny Lady's dog barking!

Tranny Lady announces she is contemplating a relapse. This is the first time she admits to us that she is nervous about hosting a national rich people radio show at the last minute.

Echo. . . Echo. . .

I am going crazy like in my head. I hear Cheryl in my ears even though Cheryl is not there.

Help me.

Tranny Lady realizes she has 13 minutes to kill on a national rich people radio program. Poor Tranny Lady! She says her life is horrible.

Tranny Lady yells at Matt about HTML. I do not like conflict. I wish my social worker was here. . .

Andy has a job interview tomorrow for people who like boring magazines.

Tranny Lady pines for Cheryl.

More noises in my head. In stereo.

Fat people talk. Fat people talk about not eating.

Tranny Lady tries to call more people on the computer telephone to help her.

While Madge says she is going to Weight Watchers, I am so scared that she is really having another toilet emergency and is too proud to ask for help. My social worker says I can not call the 911 anymore for Madge. I feel helpless.

More noises. Oh god it burns. . . snoring. The noises in my head must be making some sort of editorial comment about what I think about this conversation by Tranny Lady.

Matt talks about how his landlord used strongly worded language with him about his phone on the computer. A landlord charges people a lot of money to live at their house, but doesn't help the people living there unless the law tells them too.

Tranny Lady tries to express her anxiety about hosting a national rich people show by herself by pleading with us to like her and find her interesting. She is a nice lady.

Plug

More editorial head noise.

I like iTunes. It makes me happy. Tranny Lady doesn't like it.

Now my head gives me happy sounds. I like my marching band in school. Mr. Henderson says I play the best triangle in America.

Tranny Lady says Madge is taking bath! I like baths too!

Tranny Lady, in a subtle way, expresses anxiety and annoyance. She says she is hosting the national rich people radio show because Madge did her a favor by plugging her show. Madge is super nice and super smart.

Tranny Lady hates cookies.

Pro-lapse and the President and AMERICA!

Tranny Lady talks all crazy when she brings up that A VERY IMPORTANT MAN was fighting with Madge. Poor Madge.

Rich radio people leave and you can hear that Tranny Lady feels better.

Andy asks for good luck. My dad told me never to ask for good luck. That's bad luck.

2006-09-07T07:04:00.000-07:00

Yeast Radio #446 -- My Thoughts

2006-09-06T17:34:00.000-07:00

Madge Weinstein is one fancy lady. She really knows the what-fors of a computer audio program.

I heard Yeast Radio #446 right here.

Made welcomed us to the show with the wrong microphone. I felt bad for Madge. She could have edited that out but she didn't. Everyone makes mistakes.

She played a fancy song with the "f" word.

She played a nice introduction that disclosed the show is not on the radio, but rather the computer.

Madge is doing her show at 2:00am. Oh boy Madge! That isn't a way to live. You need to sleep. Where I live, at the center curfew is at 11:00pm. I wake up at 6:15 every morning to make the eggs.

Mr. Zeeche is sad. Madge feels bad about it. Madge cares.

Madge call me retarded. My mom says I am not retarded, but rather the Baby Jesus's special assistant to America. Everyone else calls me retarded though.

Madge was not being mean, she was being honest.

Data is data. Rules is rules.

Tranny Wreck Rebecca! Rebecca uses salty words. Much penis talk. He, she, her, him. Rules is rules. Person identifies as a male he is a he. Looks like a lady, she. Brain gender, not boxes.

Rebecca says all of us solicit sex for money -- how rude!

Madge calls her cunt. A cunt is a derogatory and degrading word for pussy snatch.

Rebecca is going to Asia to make her brain match her pee-pee box. Good luck Rebecca.

Madge plays her special day show song.

Madge talks about sad Mr. Zeeche. Invites Mr. Zeeche to her home to be a lesbian, or a turd.

Madge talks about Pizza for babies! I like pizza but babies do not eat pizza. Silly Madge! She is one funny lady!

Madge knows all about the personal computer but sometimes it is hard to get it all straight. That is what my social worker tells me when I am frustrated.

Work the thing.

Another retard reference.

Madge is so smart she is meeting a publicist. That is important.

president of America.

Madge is really mad at the American president.

President talks on the personal computer, like Madge!

Madge calls on people in Army to quit. My dad says "quiters never win and winners never quit!" But Madge is calling people in the Army losers unless they quit. Madge sure is smart.

Madge thinks President talks too much about September 11.

Madge is really mad at voters who voted for Bush. Madge isn't mad at me.

I am not allowed to vote.

Madge calls Karl Rove a liar. Calls the audience on their shit.

Santorium. Madge talks about fecal matter and exaculate.

Madge has no patience for tom-foolery. Calls Democrats just as bad on Republicans.

Madge does not like American cheese.

Madge tells President he is no good.

Calls President a retard and simulates an AA meeting. AA is where you go to not drink so much. They call the Baby Jesus the "higher power" there. I like it there. You pay one dollar and you can drink as much coffee as you want to. The nice man there told me I could drink the coffee but to "use, not abuse" the coffee privlege.

Madge is going to leave America, blames Americans.

I feel so bad I ask my friend Charles who works at the center to buy me a Whopper with Cheese. I remember Madge does not like American cheese and I start to cry because I am so ashamed.

Tom Cruise, Katie Couric. Tom Crusie married Dawson Creek lady. Madge does not think that is news. Madge is mad. She knows a thing or two about news.

I think Katie Couric made an ill fashion choice for her first day on the old people news. I hate to not agree with Madge, but it was in the newspaper, so it must be news.

Madge fails to point out that Congress never declared War. Which they are supposed to do. Why doesn't anyone ask why the president and the public keeps saying "war" when America has not declared war.

Madge gets so mad she stops the president talking on the computer.

Says goodbye to rich radio listeners.

Poor Madge is so tired that she ends the show after her contractual obligation to Sirius radio and Adam Curry ends after 24 minutes.

Madge asks me to join a choir. I am going to join tomorrow. I can't sing so good, but Madge knows what is good for me. First Methodist Church of the Baby Jesus Choir, here comes me!

2006-09-06T10:53:00.000-07:00

Yeast Radio #445 -- My thoughts

2006-09-06T09:23:00.000-07:00

Today Madge did a very good audio program.

Madge played a song that scared me very much about a bird who could talk to children. I was terrified.

She talks about yeast, beans and chips.

She worries about shitting herself. Oh Madge, that is not a way to live!

She goes to a very nice Labor Day Party with a playwright who lives in prison. Prison is a place you go when you make the MAN mad.

She tries to see a motion picture at the theatre at 10:10 in the morning. Madge is the only person I know who sees movies at the show at 10 in the morning.

Madge has a failure to communicate with her friend Matt and does not see the movie. Madge is confused and asks for advice.

Madge has enough self-confidence to ask for advice when she needs it.

I don't think a cooking show on the computer is a viable idea.

I called her and she told me I was psyhcotic. I thought that was rude. My doctor told me I would be all better with the medicine she gave me.

I am not mad at Madge Weinstein. She is very smart and knows a lot of things about a lot of people.

She has a new piano on her computer that she doesn't thinks sounds so good. Madge likes high quality. BUt she thinks it will sound good when she mixes it with music.

Madge allowed David Culderbank to be back on her computer audio show, Yeast Radio. I was all worried that Madge would always be mad at David Culderbank.

I do not like when Madge is mad at people.

Madge is very mad at America. She lives in America but does not want to live in America.

Madge thinks the cheese in America tastes funny. She likes the cheese in France. France is a country, but not in America.

Madge talks about fat, gay people who like Bears. Gay people who like bears are now going on the water in boats to cruise around with other gay people who like bears.

Gay means you are homosexual.

Madge says gay people are skinny and physically fit. But gay people who are bears are usually fat and unfit. Madge thinks most people in America are fat.

Fat means you have money to be greedy and eat food all day (not good stuff like apples) and you grow blubber.

Madge talks to people on the computer from England. Some people who live in America want to live in foreign lands. They don't like to live in America.

The people in England say that people want "political asylum" from America because George Bush, the President of the United States of America, discriminates against the gay people.

Discrimination is bad. Dicrimination means you are a bigot and hate people for no good reason. Sometimes you make them sit in the back of the bus.

I was told America was not like that in school, but Madge tells me I was taught all wrong.

Madge is smart. You better listen to Madge Weinstein.

You may not like her tone, but she gives you vocal medicine for your head. Just because medicine tastes bad doesn't mean it isn't good for you.

Madge then plays a very long song I didn't like so much. But what are you going to do?

I can't wait for Madge Weinstein's Yeast Radio #446

Welcome to my Madge Weinstein blog!

2006-09-05T15:46:00.000-07:00

Hello. My name is Brian Boothby. I am in America. I like to listen and write things on the World Wide Internet Superhighway.

My favorite computer radio program is Yeast Radio.

My favorite show is hosted by Madge Weinstein.

She is a nice lady who talks about all sorts of things.

She doesn't like America. I live in America. But I don't think she doesn't like me.

She is the best. She goes on and on about all sorts of neat stuff.

She is really mad at George Bush. He is the President of the United States of America. Madge thinks he is really bad for America.

I listen to Madge's show everyday. She goes on the computer everyday to talk to me.

I will tell you all about it on the computer web log I made up for it.

Madge is a lesbian. That means she doesn't eat meat or its byproducts.

Madge is Jewish. That means she doesn't believe in the magic of the Baby Jesus.

Madge is bloated and fat. That means she has self-image issues -- that is common in women from America who rely on the mass media to determine their self worth.

Anyways, I know you are busy so I won't go on and on.

I will talk about Madge's show everyday here.

Keep it real.
Adios Amigos.